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Friendly reminder that you have no right to call yourself an American citizen until you’ve shat out at least one bald eagle.

Friendly reminder that you have no right to call yourself an American citizen until you’ve shat out at least one bald eagle.

What if you shat it out overseas?

No American would ever be caught overseas. Trust me I know this, I’m so American that I shit eagles for breakfast.

It is very painful and not at all nourishing as a breakfast should be.

somebody help me

I REFUSE TO LEARN I REFUSE TO LEARN I WILL NEVER EVER DRAW PROPORTIONALLY CORRECT HUMANS GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I REFUSE TO LEARN I REFUSE TO LEARN I WILL NEVER EVER DRAW PROPORTIONALLY CORRECT HUMANS GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

if you DO learn, you can make just a panel of being realistic before the inproportional goobers

(Just do what u want just a recommendation, hecc throw this recommendation into a volcano for all I care)

But I'm oh so very lazyyyyy

have you tried simply.

∫::𛰱

not being lazy?

Never ever ask these questions

@nyxisart I KNOW that you paid young triplspacee to say this

work on your anatomy, puppy

they look way too human and not enough animal like

I only drew myself as a dog ONCE, maximum three times give or take

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

• change the color used to highlight text on your laptop
• move the pictures on your wall
• stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all
• slightly vary your commute, even just by one street
• change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed
• drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real
• shower with the lights off, without music
• buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room
• start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing
• wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night
• listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

• change the color used to highlight text on your laptop
• move the pictures on your wall
• stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all
• slightly vary your commute, even just by one street
• change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed
• drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real
• shower with the lights off, without music
• buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room
• start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing
• wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night
• listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!

The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where I’d started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!

This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Don’t turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!

ITS BACK!!!!!

god i fucking love the quote “dont turn yourself into a sad zoo animal” it has really inspired me!

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

felt like the non-scots should know about this

felt like the non-scots should know about this

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

Isnt this how we lost the recipe for roman concrete

Just a little tease~

Just a little tease~