buying groceries: hmmm this food and supplies I need for living is 3 dollars… that’s kinda steep. Don’t really wanna do that…
gambling: oooh who’s a hungry slot machine ooh you want another twenty dont you nomnomnomnom
Food and stuff doesn’t have the chance of miraculously turning into $1,000,000
WORDS TO LIVE BY ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼
NEVER STOP GAMBLING 🙏🏼💯
it’s not miraculous, Satan is the one doing it
O.K. 👌☝️Shoutout 🙏🙏
Harvard researchers discover new ways for you to sound like a psychopath weirdo who nobody wants to talk to
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6'4" 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.
i’m 4′10″
93 pounds
very skilled in combat. very sharp teeth. cat like reflexes. women hate me but i love them. huge penis and very firm testicles. never seen a frog or amphibian before but i would love to.
i’m just looking for someone to keep me company
Canadian. 1950s. Wood. Wilfred Richard (1894 - 1996), widely regarded as one of the prominent carvers of the noted Richard family from Quebec. Wooden folk art Dalmation in polychome paint.
MA? MAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAM?!?!…MAAAA oh there you are!” (via)
The IMMEDIATE change in the tone of the meow when he sees her, oh my god.
Yeah
just tried to go to walmart and the greeters were launchinf mortars at my car and telling me to fuck off and die. well dont count on my business for a few days
there’s a large rat in your vagina
made you look
i feed the garbage disposal in my sink soapy ice and lemon peels which brings me good fortune and strengthens our bond
maybe we should destroy society somewhat
poor things the world must be so scary for them
starting to think none of u have ever actually experienced good pussy.
good pussy sounds like when u twist ur neck wrong and u hear a click in the back of your skull
good pussy sounds like when theres an extremely loud and sharp noise too close to your ear and after it stops you can still hear the mental echo
i hate mental illness diagnosis. what happened to just being quirky and misunderstood
being quirky don't get u tht Addy scrip !!
wait period i’m obsessed with you.
sending this as anon cause i'm shy but do you like chubby white dudes
