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@stormxeye

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Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

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I am sooooo not locked in. I am tucked in. Going to sleep

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i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

I would argue it makes me much worse.

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Me before: “I’d never be into that.”

Also me reading monster smut:

“His cock was massive, barely fit. Huge knot. Massive balls.”

Me after:

yeah ok sign me up pleaseeee… 🫠

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brain, heart: idiot bitches who never know what they want

stomach, genitals: idiot bitches who know exactly what they want and never shut up about it

lungs, kidneys, liver: pretty chill organs, all told. if these ones are complaining then i'm usually the one who fucked up

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