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MENTALYY INSANIE

@strangetimemachinebird

There are mentally ill characters living in my brain. !Multifandom! Life series🚦 Hermitcraft 💥 Empires👑 Qsmp🥚 Stranger things⁉️ Alien stage 👾 TUA☂️ Harrypotter⚡ RTC🎢 AND MANY MORE

I’m sorry but all these plot holes in Stranger Things 5 were insane. They said the finale would answer all the questions but not only did it barely answer anything, it just created dozens more

Also RIP to all those pregnant women in the lab who were literally blown up

so..! to recap !!!!

  • we don't know why will was taken specifically
  • hopper and joyce just happened to conveniently forget going to school with henry
  • the painting lie hasn't been addressed
  • we don't know why el recognized will in season 1 without having ever seen him before
  • we don't know who opened the door the night will was taken
  • mike and will's colors just HAPPEN to be blue and yellow and the cast, crew, and WRITERS THEMSELVES telling us to "pay attention to detail" was deadass just generational queerbait
  • after everything, mike STILL couldn't say i love you to eleven
  • patty newby is non-existent and creelby just happens to parallel byler for literally no reason 🩷
  • will was about to FORGIVE henry.
  • the duffers genuinely forgot their OWN MAIN CHARACTERS BIRTHDAY AND AGE MULTIPLE TIMES
  • the russian involvement in s3 and s4 was never explained so it was prob just capitalist propaganda except they don't want us to realize that so they gave jonathan an entire anti-capitalist film storyline for the sake of "screwing conformity" i guess
  • ohhh but! critiquing society???? fuck that! because they also didn't show us vickie in the epilogue at all, giving her and robin a completely ambiguous ending in which 90% of the fandom believe they broke up off-screen!!!!!!! A+ for representation !!!!!!
  • not only that, but will doesn't even have a CONFIRMED epilogue boyfriend. that is full well a cute lil headcanon that MIKE has for him.
  • terry ives, lonnie, enzo, max's mom, suzie, argyle, dr kay, the turnbow family, the school counselor with the clock necklace, and dr owens just vanished into thin air, ALONG WITH ALL THE DANGERS OF THE UPSIDE DOWN???? where were the demodogs, the demogorgons, the demobats????
  • max's letters were just completely insignificant and had no reason to be mentioned again i guess
  • november 6 just happened to be a funny coincidence
  • they ALSO happened to forget that nancy had a vision of mike being killed by vecna in s4 bc that boy wasn't even remotely in danger at all while every other wheeler was put through hell
  • dr brenner's obsession and fascination with the upside down and abyss stemming from how his father was involved in project rainbow was also not addressed
  • not to mention that the dude is literally horrendous at drawing animals but when it comes to the flipping hexcore he's da vinci
  • melvalds, the general store, just happens to sell milkshakes
  • will adores getting lost in the woods because that's such a fun activity for him
  • henry just gave holly her favorite song because he was feeling kind
  • they never actually defeated the mind flayer !!!! which is wonderful
  • we actually never find out whether or not will lost his powers
  • el's water tank in the upside down being completely full although there has literally NEVER been water in the upside down before
  • mike is somehow the only one who has ever understood el even though she was 10x happier with max. could they not have just admitted that they made the elmax reunion so incredibly lackluster because they refused to let ANY gay ships win regardless of how much chance they had of being canon?
  • the 'lovebirds' parallel between jonathan + steve and mike + eleven??? what was that even for
  • all the dick jokes, mike listening the a band called the BUTTHOLE SURFERS, the camera panning to mike 7000 times during will's coming out scene, mike not being able to touch will, all just happened to be fun coincidences
  • not only that, but the mike-will-eleven and nancy-jonathan-steve love triangles were resolved by none of the couples working out! wow.

they really just made us wait 3 whole years for something BEYOND mid.

more windows should be stained glass. Just in general

get a glass cutter, copper tape, and a soldering iron and be the change you want to see in the world

Oh you misunderstand. I have all that. Getting into making stained glass art and decorating my own house this way is what made me passionate about this opinion!

you have also misunderstood, replace random glass panes you see in the world with stained glass in the dead of night

Can’t deny this would be a fun and unique hobby!

get out there and stain their glass

the midnight glass stainer

The concept of the abyss being a frozen wasteland that immediately puts every single character at risk of death, swarming with creatures and a shadowy eldritch horror that has no physical way of killing it because it doesn’t abide by any rule they understand. The concept of everyone being trapped in some realm of their own worst fears Vecna creates, running through each other’s memories to try and escape it while they all nearly freeze to death. Whatever man. What the fuck ever!

> STRANGER THINGS BAND AU <

id love to think Steve is also their manager who loves bringing snacks and warming them up for the concert

bonus : Jonathan in there… (theyre supportive parents)

The idea of “but everyone knows that” needs to stop.

I saw a post about someone chiding Millennials for not knowing about JKRowlings transphobia, and asking how it is at all possible that people can exist in the world and the internet and, you know, not know.

Which I mean, I get. It is so present in so many of my online spaces that it seems astounding that someone could simply be ignorant! It feels impossible!

But let me tell you a story:

I went on a girls trip with a bunch of friends. All of us are rather incredibly liberal and all of us are incredibly online.

One girl would not stop talking about Harry Potter.

At one point, another girl asked her why she was ok with supporting it, and she had no real clue that JK Rowling was at all transphobic. She had heard that she likes to support Lesbian causes and thought “oh ok cool!” And that was it. She was AGOG with the news and rather horrified.

I must once again emphasize that she was an incredibly online person. She’s a foodie and a restaurant blogger.

Later in the trip we were picking restaurants and I suggested one I found on Google, and she gasped at me. Actually gasped, asking how I could ever be okay picking that one.

The shock must’ve been on my face, because she then told me all of the shitty things that restaurateur does. He abuses staff. Underpays them. Fires them on a whim. Is known for being one of the worst people to his employees in the entire restaurant business on this coast.

And she was so shocked I had never heard of this. Because in her mind, I was just as online as her. And in her online world, EVERYONE knew about this guy.

So I think the moral of this story is: always approach the other person with some empathy. Even online people, even people you think MUST know about how bad people are, may not have heard. It may truly be just them being on a different sphere of the internet than you.

So be gentle, be kind when letting people know they might not have heard about the cancellation of XYZ person. Don’t assume that everyone knows all the same info as you.

By all means, let them know so they can make informed decisions, but being kind will go a lot further than attacking them for some info they might not know yet.

Meet up after 4 years on yellow-dresscode Jopper wedding ♥ (song: Danny's Song by Loggins & Messina)

I wrote this before the finale came out, but it ended up being very similar to #that scene, so I guess you can pretend this is a rewrite. With flirting as it should be.

All the destruction that you see, we live every day a hundred times, and we live hunger, death, and a life that has no taste of life

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