

Anything or anyone that encourages you to be interacting with wild animals, especially wild animals that can do a hell of a lot of damage (raccoons, owls, foxes, deer, bison, bears, mountain lions, etc), is either a fool or they're knowingly trying to put you in danger.
None of those animals are domesticated, none of them are BEING domesticated (those "domestic foxes" are a fucking scam, they are just tamed fur farm foxes), they are all more than capable of severely injuring or killing you, wild animals being habituated to people increases the risks of them attacking someone and/or being killed by animal control, and anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is either lying to you or lying to themself.
jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg / batmobile lost a wheel and joker...
got away
took ballet
lost a leg
other
the part you quoted is already wrong. it goes...
I am unfamiliar with the song "jingle bells, batman smells"
See Resultswhat the fuck
Took me WAY too long to realise that this wasn’t a decade-old Brian David Gilbert video
@moss-wizard of course this isnβt how we serve it!!
It has to be in a dish with much higher sides, so when we go to cut it and it tries to sliiiiiide away it doesnβt escape and blorp blorp blorp across momβs nice tablecloth
SLICE YOUR CANNED BOGBERRY GOO INTO DISCS BEFORE SERVING, YOU FILTHY HERETICS.
NO. IT WILL BE SERVED IN PROPER CAN SHAPE, AND WILL HAVE ITSELF SCOOPED INTO WEIRD SHAPES THE WAY THE GODS INTENDED
YOU STAY OUTTA THIS, GOD-QUEEN-EMPEROR. AND TAKE YOUR CERVID STALKERS WITH YOU.
It's supposed to be served in can shape with two discs already sliced and laying tastefully in front
I have consulted the scriptures and this is variation is still within the bounds of orthodoxy.
Mash the can shape up. We giving the table what they want, chaos in a dish, with a serving spoon.
Not to derail the escalating heresy, but what do dolphins have to do with cranberry bogs?
@hlahlahlahlahly it's come full circle. Your job here is done.
... What about those who, hypothetically, just eat it out of the can at 2 am after refrigerating it all day?
Those people are My People and I love them
Okay, but where are these spiders that were mentioned previously?
The spiders?! *scroll scroll scro* oh OH! This is the cranberry post. Itβs the spiders that live in the bog. The bog coworker spiders.
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