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Ralph “Phone Guy” Scott Callahan,
age (idk like 36 in 1983-84), 5'9", short-to-medium length dark brown hair with sideburns at the end, thick glasses, brown eyes with blue flecks, bit of a broader build, but not as big as henry.
Wears workers-casual usually (trousers, khakis, polos, dress shirts with ties). Muted but earnest colors, burgundy, browns, navys, etc.
Honestly a very good person and dad, just in a bad situation. Likes to make dad jokes and infodump about his workplace (he loves it at fredbears diner, even if he doesnt really get to work on machinery anymore, his working conditions as a manager are far better than as an engineer at Murray’s Costume Manor). Very awkward and forgetful of things outside of his job (so much so that he eventually forgets everything about his wife after she dies in childbirth in December of 1980). Peppers in a lot of “uhm"s, "er…"s, and "uhh"s, in speech.
Vivienne Miriam Callahan
(also mid 30s if she was still alive). 5'7”, auburn brown hair, very curly, dark skin, green eyes with flecks of brown. Larger than the average but still generally healthy Very very dorky, renaissance-style painter that takes huge inspiration from modern era comics/graphic novels and books. Also awkward in a similar way to ralph (its why they got along).Vivienne and ralph originally met in a market as teenagers, she was selling a painting, and he accidentally tripped over one of her boxes of paint tubes. She laughed it off and he apologized a lot and the rest is history (that I am too lazy to figure out)
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Coppelia Melanie Callahan,
born December 17th 1980
Curly light brown hair, tan skin, a beauty mark beneath her right eye, brown eyes with green flecks.
She is smart, curious, funny, surprisingly sly for her age, but generally sarcastic and standoffish to other people.
Greetings All.
To the plebeian who just decided to put Ai SLOP in my inbox,
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.
I am a supporter of artists, as well as an artist myself. If you send Ai into my inbox or place it into my comments, it will be deleted and you will be blocked. I a may be a hater but I am not a fucking loser.
Pick up a pencil, now begone from my page.
vanessa: mike… *she looks away nervously* i have to tell you something
mike: *concerned and already scared* what is it vanessa…
vanessa: *deadpan, staring into nothing* they hit the twin towers.
2026
- FUCK HARD
- FUCK FAST
- FUCK BADLY
- NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI
- CREATE JOY
- MUSIC ALWAYS
- PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET
- YUMMY SOUP
- go see the doctor about that thing
- BE TRANSGENDER
- KISS YOUR FRIENDS
- EAT CHEESE
- NEVER KILL YOURSELF
- THRIVE
the first murder in the games timeline is actually charlotte killing samuel in the womb








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