If anyone out there sees my blog, no the fuck you don’t.
Hmmmmmmmmmm.
Nononono, I definitely don’t exist
Trust me, I can’t lie if I don’t exist
Because I can’t do anything
Because I don’t exist
I will drop an isopod into your hands and if you hurt it I will kill you.
Thank you. This is Jerry. I am keeping Jerry. You have no say in this.
Ceases to exist (with Jerry still being held)
Achievement unlocked!
Jerry.
see what did i say “if all else fails steal from achievement unlocked”
Achievement unlocked!
Welcome to the gimmickverse
Have a look around, any niche gimmick that you can think of can be found
If any of it interests you you’re fucking cursed
Welcome to the gimmickverse, come and take a seat
Would you like to see some music or the giant pile of thieves
No need to panic, this isn’t a test
Just post or reblog and then we’ll do “the rest”
Welcome to the gimmickverse, what would you like more?
Would you like to make some poems or act like a god damn whore
Be funny
Be horny
Be so gay for sure
There’s so many gimmicks; none are a bore
Welcome to the gimmickverse
Feed your cares to the hogs
Here’s a tip for writing stories
Here’s deactivated blogs
We got corpos, and countries, and grammar errors
And a bunch of different characters in places they really should not be be in welcome to the gimmickverse
Hold on to your socks, 'cus some random guy's giving out rabies, no not the shots
No you can't do much about it, would you like some more?
It's exponential so don't act like you're bored
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