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subconscious-deactivated20230229

If anyone out there sees my blog, no the fuck you don’t.

subconscious-deactivated20230229

Nononono, I definitely don’t exist

Trust me, I can’t lie if I don’t exist

Because I can’t do anything

Because I don’t exist

the-principality-of-sealand

I will drop an isopod into your hands and if you hurt it I will kill you.

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Thank you. This is Jerry. I am keeping Jerry. You have no say in this.

Ceases to exist (with Jerry still being held)

gimmick-thief

Achievement unlocked!

Jerry.

see what did i say “if all else fails steal from achievement unlocked”

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Achievement unlocked!

Welcome to the gimmickverse

Have a look around, any niche gimmick that you can think of can be found

gimmick-thief

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If any of it interests you you’re fucking cursed

Welcome to the gimmickverse, come and take a seat

Would you like to see some music or the giant pile of thieves

No need to panic, this isn’t a test

Just post or reblog and then we’ll do “the rest”

Welcome to the gimmickverse, what would you like more?

Would you like to make some poems or act like a god damn whore

Be funny

Be horny

Be so gay for sure

There’s so many gimmicks; none are a bore

Welcome to the gimmickverse

Feed your cares to the hogs

Here’s a tip for writing stories

Here’s deactivated blogs

We got corpos, and countries, and grammar errors

And a bunch of different characters in places they really should not be be in welcome to the gimmickverse

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Hold on to your socks, 'cus some random guy's giving out rabies, no not the shots

No you can't do much about it, would you like some more?

It's exponential so don't act like you're bored

salmonandsoup
flagellant

Hey guys I made a pride flag for when your gender is nobody else's fucking business! Check it out!


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theunsubtleknife

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I wanna formally thank @theunsubtleknife for the ID, because I spent a good thirty seconds waiting for this to load before sulkily scrolling on, thinking I would have to refresh my feed.