escuerzoresucitado:

buggle-404:

The creature

segamascott:

melancholypolywog:

based on that one tweet going around

threedollarsdotcom:

doctor diagnosed me with something while i wasnt listening

papayajuan2019:

midwife? don’t say that. a wife could never be that.

mackonfire:

Fool me once? Shiiiit. Fool me twice? Fuckkkk bro stop fooling me

killxbunnyyy:

Aaaaaaaaand You’re banished from my realm

mapsofnonexistentplaces:

reblog to pet his bald head

clunkyderp:

man, i need to relax. let me turn on my show where they all yell and fight and argue and shoot each other