we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

people love to say "your cat is just being cuddly because it's cold out and he likes the warmth" like that detracts from it somehow. this weird little creature lives in my home and his paws and the tip of his nose are cold and his solution to this is to go to the big weird hairless ape who feeds him, and curl up on its stomach and fall asleep there bc it's nice and warm. that too is love!!!!

People really want expressions of love to be some 'pure' thing done for no intrinsic gain for some reason and like being a living thing with wants and needs is bad somehow.

I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

i can't seem to find my baby

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

nods serenely

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

HUGE GIVEAWAY! MASSIVE PRIZES!

measure once cut also once, no prablem

concept for a vcarving project

no i get you this was perfectly centered when i wrote it

I have done the cross stitch

in honor of all the times I've made this mistake irl

the conceptual appeal of the tower to me is that it's a way of burying yourself alive by going upwards

who up building a monument to their own destruction and mistaking it for progress 💯

This is how everyone should be referring to Twitter.

unblock me. whatever i said to piss you off i was right and i want to reblog your little post

#MyCoin

The computers are not going to be virgins if I can help it

The computers are

not going to be virgins

if I can help it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.