"—about the next general meeting on the watch—"
Bruce froze midword, finally having faced him from where he had been busy, nose deep in some files that he had definitely nicked from the GCPD. Gordon will have a fit, though Clark supposes, the commissioner must be used to the Bat's antics by now.
The silence stretched, and Bruce was still staring at him in that unnerving way where his slate grey eyes refused to even blink for a second.
"Why are you staring at me like that?"
Bruce raised an eyebrow pointedly, and Clark huffed. Yeah, maybe it had been too much to hope for something to go unnoticed by the Gotham Bat. Especially when Clark was the only bright thing in the drab and dreary batcave. He wished at least Dick would've been in tonight (Robin was off on a sleepover with Wally West of all people - when had those two met, Clark had no idea). Usually, Bruce is less.... Batman-y and more himself when Dick keeps puttering around him.
"Any particular reason for that particular choice of accessory?", Bruce asked finally. Just a little blink it and you miss it hint of amusement in his gravelly voice.
Clark shuffled his feet, red creeping up his neck in the way he knew made him look like a splotched tomato. He hated how easily he flushed. Especially in front of the hero - the man he wanted to respect him. Not that his dignity would survive this explanation anyway. He supposed he could have removed it, but... he just didn't have the heart to do it.
"There was a fire. Lower east side, Metropolis. An apartment complex. A little girl's pet cat was caught. The firefighters had evacuated everyone but couldn't reach the cat. So... well, I brought Sam out—"
Bruce's voice was deadpanned in a way which definitely wasn't a question but Clark felt the need to clarify anyway and he was going through his nervous verbal vomit phase so— he'll deal with the ensuing mortification later in the privacy of his own apartment.
"The cat. His name is Sam. Anyway, so I got Sam out, and Lily was... well, she was pretty grateful about it. And she very much insisted on giving me a gift and she had made a card for me beforehand but it got burnt in the fire so—"
"So she gave you her hair clip?"
"Her pink coloured.. what is this thing again..yes, hello kitty hairclip?"
Clark made an aborted movement to touch the bright fuschia hued clip holding a particularly unruly lock of his curly hair in place before dropping his hand. He sighed, knowing that the traitorous blush had reached the tips of his ears now and nothing could be done.
"Well, she is five. And she was so sad about her card and then so happy when I took her clip— well, she insisted on putting it in my hair. Something about keeping the curls off my face when I'm flying, which is pretty intelligent of a logic for a five year old when you think about it—"
Bruce was looking at him strangely now. Well, that intense stare was gone at least.
"Did you wear it the whole day? Were you wearing it while fighting against Lobo right after?"
"Well, she gave it to me, so— Lobo laughed his ass off, though.. kinda helped as a distraction when you think about it—"
Bruce was still looking at him strangely. Clark wished he could hear his heartbeat at least so that he could gauge his thoughts. Or maybe it was better this way. Clark knew he was weird enough as it is. Wearing a pink hairclip with a cartoon cat stuck on it probably didn't help him look serious or edgy. Something more at league with the black leather and kevlar clad Batman.
Well, Kent, maybe all your suaveness is only reserved in your little perverted fantasies and wet dreams.
Clark probably smiled the most disingenuous smile he had ever attempted, forced down his ugly blush, and stuttered something about deadlines and due dates before practically fleeing from the cave.
At least Bruce was kind enough not to laugh at his face and his stupid sentimental heart.