escuerzoresucitado:

sceptixfakemon:

taste my steel you stupid citrus

were–ralph:

sacred-portal:

my cat when i dont feed them 5 minutes after they just ate

mrsterlingeverything:

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody

blackarachnya:

blackarachnya:

i forgot that when you model swapped sherry for some reason it unlocks the firing rate of every weapon and just nearly passed out laughing

datadegroove:

SETTLERS OF CATAN: THE MOVIE

starring TIMOTHY CHALAMET as BRICK

ANYA TAYLOR JOY as WHEAT

and JACK BLACK as SHEEP

ladymariayuri:

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

voyagers-stone:

btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv “haha sorry ive never done this without help before… can you show me how to do this?” the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

iamyounicorn:

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

fightingforwriting:

How I think I’m writing: Using eye contact, or lack thereof, to display emotions such as intimacy, shock, denial, or nervousness. 

How I’m actually writing: She looked at me, and I looked away. I tried to look back, but she was already looking at the sky. “Look,” she sighs, looking back at me for a split second. “I don’t know how to say this.” We looked at each other and time stopped, but then she looked her lookers at something else to look at, looking tired. 

majorarc:

sillygoose-xp:

comic that appeared to me as I was waking up from a dream

it’s the look of betrayal on both the father’s and the baby’s faces that sell it.