AroAce Asshole. Nonbinary Nobody. Only shitposting quiets the Dark Passenger within me. Old as balls.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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I have eaten and consumed Substances and now I rest
ALTFight me! Raaaaaaa!
I have four ibuprofen left.
ALTI’m sure plenty of you were desperate to see this image and just forgot to say anything about it, it’s fine I’ve got it right here for you to never unsee
Money I was lowkey counting on did not materialize, out of gas and ibuprofen. I could probably get through the month with the ¼ of a tank I have barring any surprise road trips but lately my arthritis pain has been scream-level so I’ve gotta e-beg
Money I was lowkey counting on did not materialize, out of gas and ibuprofen. I could probably get through the month with the ¼ of a tank I have barring any surprise road trips but lately my arthritis pain has been scream-level so I’ve gotta e-beg
Money I was lowkey counting on did not materialize, out of gas and ibuprofen. I could probably get through the month with the ¼ of a tank I have barring any surprise road trips but lately my arthritis pain has been scream-level so I’ve gotta e-beg
Are you ever just constantly struck by how women are not allowed to have body hair in film or TV
They shaved it all off and stuck it to Sean Connery
task: eat sandwich
gagging and convulsive retching
task failed
“I feel much better,” I thought, then tried to stand up,
What the fuck do you mean this fell asleep after eating Chinese food nightmare of a music video has been out for almost a year and I’m only seeing it now 
Hey so I hitched a ride in the back of a pickup truck the other day and was squished up against this weirdly hot 55 gallon barrel in the bed. I asked the guy what he was hauling and he told me not to worry about it but I woke up today and there’s this weird mark on my leg should I be worried
[extremely gross photo under the cut]
I didn’t even realize this was the onion at first 
Tiktok is dumb and it’s definitely contributing to the spread of dangerous misinformation and the enshittification of the internet and the minds of young people across the world (except Australia).
But I posted an art timelapse there and a Tiktok Child commented with “YO YOU LOWKEY COOKED WITH THIS” so I’m okay with China having all my personal information. I’m lowkey cooking.