Pinned
and BTW im not alive
specific hell of a femme lesbian in which why yes! I do like wearing makeup!! I will watch some makeup videos online!! Oh My God These Women Are In The Torment Nexus
clean girl makeup? it girl makeup? hot girl makeup? pilates princess makeup? mob wife makeup? rock star wife makeup? politician's wife makeup? HOW ARE YOU NOT CHOKING ON THE MISOGYNY COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
the constant infantilization and minimization of womanhood to fit some desired aesthetic which is really just a consumable way of being viewed through the lens of a society actively using misogyny to oppress women... it's exhausting.
I sound like a Barbie doll box circa 2010 but you should aspire to be more than merely someone's wife. take a moment. let's head back to 1960. you're a secretary. you hand your boss the wrong form and he calls you a silly little girl. his client laughs along with him. they are sharing a joke about how women barely have a place in the workforce because they belong in the home. you are nothing more than something pretty to look at. does that not fill you with rage? why the fuck are you doing this to yourself.
YOU ARE NOT "JUST A GIRL"
Reblogged anaalnathrakhs
god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you
ohhh fuck yeah, you understand
Reblogged
measure once cut also once, no prablem
#i know i already reblogged this but i need to like. cross stitch it or carve it into wood or quilt it or something
concept for a vcarving project
no i get you this was perfectly centered when i wrote it
I have done the cross stitch
in honor of all the times I've made this mistake irl
Reblogged teaboot
Finally broke down and looked up "67" on wikipedia today, and i love that wikipedia had to include the fact that people are using the meme as evidence of "brain rot" in younger generations because of how low-effort it is. And like, i have no horse in this race, i'm clearly out of touch enough with what the kids are saying that i have to go look up memes on the internet to understand them, but brain rot? I'm pretty sure kids have been saying random numbers as memes since... like, the beginning of language. the beginning of numbers. I'm guessing that some time around 15,000 years ago in hunter-gatherer tribes all around the world a scene played out where one kid shouted "hey look, four rocks!" after seeing a few rocks on the ground, and every other kid in the tribe shouted "four rocks! four rocks!" and the adults just stood around like "what the fuck are the kids on about now?" and then had to live with the kids saying "four rocks!" every time they saw four of literally any object together. Like, this does not seem like a new phenomenon.
You make a compelling point. Especially because "four rocks" IS hella fun to say. Thanks for the new way to confuse my friends when hiking!
four rocks!!!
four rocks!!!
The high geologist strikes again.
Reblogged risottoeater
tl;dr: do not support morshu or morshu content
tw // LO, r0pe, b*mbs
HE RESPONDED LMAO
He will never recover from this.
@hotelmario-mario I understand this information might be distressing to hear.
I know you and Morshu were good friends.
this is mortifying
Reblogged risottoeater
Reblogged wolven-maw
Walgreens texts you your prescription is ready and then immediately calls you like PICK UP YOUR DAMN PRESCRIPTION NEOW OR THE PHARMACY TECHNICIAN GETS IT
I meant "gets it" as in they will kill him but I like your idea of Drugs Georg better