my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

i can't seem to find my baby

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

evergreen post

fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

this video feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a decade

it’s wednesday? what’s next, 2026??

it might seem crazy what I’m about to say

‘full movie watch free online’ was in the early 21st century a kind of prayer

Has this been done?

Oh, that's a little extra for a gingerbread cookie but for him fairly normYOU MOTHERFUCKER

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

not the update I expected to make to this meme

If I could time travel I would move history slightly to the left so that England would be named after the "saxon" half of anglo-saxon and this would change nothing except that instead of England it would be called Sexland

She wengles on my sungle til I engle