why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
I need to prove myself as the correct one
YOU ARE ALL W R O N G
ASSOCIATED WITH, AND BEING THE ACTUAL COLOR, ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!!!!
This bitch is red
While fire is HEAVILY associated with red that doesn’t change the base colour being orange, also say it was a flame from a lighter or such, the flame isn’t red and orange but blue and orange
At night the sky is black, at sunrise and sunset it’s more yellow and orange, but when someone says “What color is the sky?” What color do you FIRST say?
BLUE
alrighty Socrates Just say your wrong and I’d spare you a death on this very embarrassing hill you’ve seemingly defended with your sky thing even though the sky reflects the current colour based on sunlight
Alsooooooo I’d say the sky is purple cause more often then not for some reason the sky is purple
Did it take you all day to make that because the first thing I woke up to today was a fake fact because to this day fire remains orange and your remain wrong because the fire I see that you put on your shitty what colour is fire image seems to be pretty orange 🍊 🟠
Nah it’s red as evidenced by this color picking
Me buddy me pal me friend, those are some of the most ORANGE flames ive ever seen, and be it as it may, no matter what way you might think, I have the majority and by classroom rules majority vote wins so XP
I need to prove myself as the correct one
YOU ARE ALL W R O N G
ASSOCIATED WITH, AND BEING THE ACTUAL COLOR, ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!!!!
This bitch is red
While fire is HEAVILY associated with red that doesn’t change the base colour being orange, also say it was a flame from a lighter or such, the flame isn’t red and orange but blue and orange
At night the sky is black, at sunrise and sunset it’s more yellow and orange, but when someone says “What color is the sky?” What color do you FIRST say?
BLUE
alrighty Socrates Just say your wrong and I’d spare you a death on this very embarrassing hill you’ve seemingly defended with your sky thing even though the sky reflects the current colour based on sunlight
Alsooooooo I’d say the sky is purple cause more often then not for some reason the sky is purple
Did it take you all day to make that because the first thing I woke up to today was a fake fact because to this day fire remains orange and your remain wrong because the fire I see that you put on your shitty what colour is fire image seems to be pretty orange 🍊 🟠
I need to prove myself as the correct one
YOU ARE ALL W R O N G
ASSOCIATED WITH, AND BEING THE ACTUAL COLOR, ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!!!!
This bitch is red
While fire is HEAVILY associated with red that doesn’t change the base colour being orange, also say it was a flame from a lighter or such, the flame isn’t red and orange but blue and orange
At night the sky is black, at sunrise and sunset it’s more yellow and orange, but when someone says “What color is the sky?” What color do you FIRST say?
BLUE
alrighty Socrates Just say your wrong and I’d spare you a death on this very embarrassing hill you’ve seemingly defended with your sky thing even though the sky reflects the current colour based on sunlight
Alsooooooo I’d say the sky is purple cause more often then not for some reason the sky is purple
I need to prove myself as the correct one
YOU ARE ALL W R O N G
ASSOCIATED WITH, AND BEING THE ACTUAL COLOR, ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!!!!
This bitch is red
While fire is HEAVILY associated with red that doesn’t change the base colour being orange, also say it was a flame from a lighter or such, the flame isn’t red and orange but blue and orange
Out of Touch
There has not been a Neil Banging Out Of Touch Thursday since 2017, and there will not be another Neil Banging Out Of Touch Thursday until 2028
TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.
God?
You can only reblog this today.
I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
There's something I've noticed about our resident art teacher, and that's... well, Flapple. I mean, we all know how gay the whole Applin deal is, but... well, it's where it is that's particularly interesting.
This is Steven Stone's team.
This is Cynthia's team...
This is Wallace's team...
I could go on. (And yes, I'm using champions because, like Hassel, they're important, powerful NPCs with a proper team, and let's be real here, Hassel is five minutes, that Tournament Dragonite and a fuck to give away from kicking Geeta out of his office.)
But the point here is... well, that penultimate slot. The fifth slot in a champion's team - or fourth, in Hassel's case - is reserved for the vice-captain role. It's the Pokemon hardest to take down before the ace, meant to weaken you up - the secondary signature mon. We see here with Milotic - defence for days, Marvel Scale, offensive too. And we see it with Armaldo - excellent attack, difficult type. And then we see it with Gyrados - Dragon Dance, Earthquake, power. Utility. That second-to-last slot is designed to weaken you up for the finale, the real powerhouse of the squad. Leon does it too - his fifth slot is the starter strong against yours, the one you may not have a counter to if your team-building isn't on point.
... And then we have Hassel.
... Now, there's a few things to note here.
... And yet, here it is. Now, I could draw upon Hassel's six-mon Tournament team here, which adds Dragonite into this slot instead, but the Tournament is Hassel fucking about. He's been chilling in the staffroom and someone's gone "oh, that champion-rank kid's up, get out here." The Elite Test line-up is him at work. He's specifically chosen to leave a pseudo-legendary at home... for Flapple.
And why would he do that? @edgeanescence pointed out on the EphemeralArt Discord that the penultimate slot is meant to represent the trainer; the personality and the heart of them, as well as acting as vice-captain. And, well...
... And Hassel's is a Flapple. Like him, she has power, but what she represents as a Grass/Dragon is much more important to him than raw offence or defence. She is his softness; she is his tears, and pride in his students; she is part-Brassius. Whether Brassius gave him the Flapple or not is irrelevant, though it's pretty compelling that he did - this man takes a representation of his heart and of his love into battle over the Dragonite, who has 120 more points of stats. By rights, even if he's leaving the Dragonite at home, Haxorus should be here if this is about power, not Flapple.
And you can tell me that it's about game balance as much as you like, but oh look:
Brassius's rematch team, everyone, and look at that penultimate slot.
Look at that Arboliva sculpture, with Brass's own spikiness and Dragon-type purple-tinged blue.
Brassius is not like Appletun, the obvious counterpoint here. Brassius is drama; Brassius is a man formerly weak, much like Smoliv; Brassius is not home comforts, apple pies, yet he's surprisingly kind and encouraging. Reminding you of anything?
... Ah, yes. Arboliva, depending on mood. And, if you're not already convinced...
That's Flapple, in the Violet dex. Strong, and covered in clay. Like a fucking artist, or a man who loves a sculptor.
When the chips are down, when they show up to work, when they have important, key battles, Hassel and Brassius don't just take their Pokemon to the arena.
They take themselves, and they take each other.
I offer a spell to the board,
BANISH TERF
I'm pretty sure it's self explanatory.
Gotta make sure to send these around every once in a while
The status of this spell is:
Perfect for spring cleaning!
Tonight!!!
TONIGHT!
do you see this shit my liege
okay everyone cash in your reblogs for this post now because im gonna make it unrebloggable on its 1 year anniversary (dec 9th). have fun w it <3
October can’t come soon enough
IT IS AUGUST
This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.
This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.
im obsessed with you
