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Jan 18

spookyshrimpemotions:

elfwreck:

octopuscato:

myfandomrealitea:

“Why can’t the freaks on AO3 just go and make a site for all the gross stuff and leave AO3 alone.”

Because AO3 is that site. Because AO3 was that site long before you decided AO3 was better than the sites you bullied us off of before, and I can promise you if someone somehow comes up with a fanfic site you like better specifically for the ‘gross stuff’ you’ll try to bully us off that too so you can benefit from it.

AO3’s specific core purpose is to preserve fanfiction, yes, but it was also instigated as a host site for the fanfiction that kept getting yeeted off other platforms like Wattpad. Its designed to preserve all fanfiction, not just the fanfiction you, personally, think is 'allowed’ to be written.

AO3 is the site for all the gross stuff the freaks make. We’ve been there just as long as you. We’ve been funding it just as long as you have. AO3 has specifically said you have a place here. The timeline was literally:

Wattpad/FF.net/LiveJournal purge fanfics > AO3 is born > The people who’s fics got purged moved over to AO3 > AO3 gains popularity as the best functioning site > The people who pushed for the fics to be purged off Wattpad move to AO3 > The same people try to push for AO3 to purge fics.

AO3’s source coding is open-access. You go make a polished, strict, rigid site where nothing 'icky’ is allowed. You go make a site where you can control what is hosted. We already have our space.

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AO3 was specifically made for the stuff likely to be purged from other sites.

It was built around “we need to own the servers” so we wouldn’t have to deal with anyone else’s judgment calls about what was acceptable in fanfic: Not corporate sponsors, not evangelical religious groups, not “save the children” activists… and not other fans who think that The Gross Stuff should be banned from public view, only shared via private email after you’ve sent in a request heavily laden with special keywords.

Some of the founders remembered when slash fanfic was kept under the table at the dealer’s room, distributed with brown paper wrappers only to people who knew to ask for it specifically.

And they said: Fuck that. Our art is not a crime and we’re not going to be ashamed of it. If you are ashamed to have your art next to it - there’s a whole wide internet that’s ready to host your G-rated genfic.

AO3 was built for the stuff that was unwelcome elsewhere.

Don’t make me tap the sign but this is the sign:

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brokenbythesirensound:

oleskyfm:

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osidius-el-enfatico:

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another banger from hard times

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tobiasdrake:

gutsygills:

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

Life-changing.

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orcboxer:

orcboxer:

orcboxer:

Bean, Bean, the wonderful cat, the more he eats the more he fat, the more he fat the louder he yells, so feed the Bean or go to hell

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This post is Bean-Approved

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fun fact he ended up opening tumblr

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frowningfox:

sighinastorm:

creepymutelilbugger:

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uh, source?

Source:

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sistertaxon:

i promise the map of salamander diversity is not what you expect

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stealingpotatoes:

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life (my cat) always finds a way (to sleep on my clearly-not-comfortable legs)

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preserving-tiktok:

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tall:

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