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SatanFox

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21+~they/them

this video is making me SOB

  • Fuck
  • The woman taking out a pin from her own hair to give it to a little girl
  • The lady who decided she was not just gonne make a pony tail, she was gonne braid that little girl’s hair using a five strand method
  • The husband of the older lady pointing out she missed a piece of hair and being so attentive
  • All of them asking where her mom was and telling her not to talk to strangers
  • Just all these people not just helping her out but trying to comb her hair and make sure it looks nice and that she likes it
  • Im sobbing

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

With AO3 going down for almost a full day on Friday, I've got an idea for anyone preemptively downloading fics to read while the site is inaccessible: leave a comment to let the author know. Just something simple like 'hey, I love this fic so much I've downloaded it so I can read it later!'

Remember to leave comments on any fics you download to read during this time!

Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.

Because I am legally obligated to, as per OP's tags, my favorite Wyll moment is probably a tie between the dancing scene that absolutely made me SWOON and anytime Wyll interacts with a child (Tiefling kids, Arabella, Yenna, etc.) He's so soft-spoken and encouraging and it makes me MELT.

Cemeteries are not wastes of space. Historical cemeteries ESPECIALLY are not wastes of space. The fact developers are continuously foaming at the mouth to destroy them and put a strip mall up in their place should make you even more determined to help maintain them. In urban areas, they are a haven for wildlife. They are a green space. If you are too afraid of death to utilize them for that purpose, that is on you.

when a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say “i’ve been there” every time you recognize a place

When a film or TV show claims to take place somewhere but you been there and it is your sacred duty as a view to say “no the hell that is not there.”

when a film or tv show uses somewhere you’ve been as a background/set it’s your sacred duty as a viewer to say “they filmed that in… I’ve been there”.

im legit embarrassed but i really do wonder if i've spent 5figures on furry commissions this year bc i have a lot and i really did not buy or save this year at all outside of those

honey.......i......think i may have lowballed it...

I added it all up and im not saying the amount. it's less than 5 digits but it's. so embarrassing.

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back in ye olden days times, they would have called you a patron of the arts. sooo… yeah. give that a little think.

know what you're right

when we say 'king shit' this is as close to the real deal as you can get

when we say ‘king shit’

this is as close to the real

deal as you can get

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Something so disgusting about how the original Haitian zombie folklore is "the zombies are victims of a sorcerer who exploits them as slaves" and then modern zombie media is "the zombies just appear from an infection that turns Real People into a rampaging horde serving no other purpose than to threaten Civilization" like.

The Haitian zombie is very clearly metaphorical for the very real horrors of slavery, while the viral zombie is fundamentally about "what if there was a type of guy it was completely okay to kill and you got to exist in a survivalist fantasy as a Badass, also when infrastructure collapses it's every man for himself and altruism goes away"

And isn't it super interesting to think about that in the context of historical US-Haiti relations?

Also there's many of them and they spread and become innumerable hordes who invade your town but also you can kill hundreds of them because they're individually weak and stupid

A completely disorganized horde of weak, uncoordinated, literally feral humans that a Real Badass can take out by the thousands, but they somehow overwhelm all the regular people and cause the collapse of society. It's up to the Great Men to fix the problem. This totally isn't a fascist fever dream.

tpwrtrmnky when any trope exists: aight mate break out the red string we gonna go connecting some totally unrelated dots about racism

Ah yes, tropes, famously immutable cultural elements that can never contain any ideas rooted in how popular works have shaped them over time. My bad, post cancelled, never mind that whole thing about taking an element of folklore from its original context and turning it into something with an entirely separate meaning!

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