kobold dancing

what i also find interesting is how the one thing transandrophobes always fall back on is "but men are bad.... they rape and kill women...." as if more than half trans men and transmascs dont experience sexual assult/harrasment in their lives like yeah asshole we'd know

You see a medical-looking neat little spray bottle on the table. The label says "wound spray". I tell you not to touch that. For some reason you spray some on yourself anyway and scream as a horrible smell fills the room and the chemical reaction of some unknown substance burns your skin right off. You scream and ask what the hell was that.

It's a wound spray, obviously. You spray some on your skin on the desired area, to instantly create a wound.

I hate when people imply America has only just recently become evil. We need to go back to when America was SENSIBLE and NORMAL because I was oblivious to fascism and imperialism

SURPRISE, ASSHOLE! The country founded on stolen indigenous land and built by slavery, legal or otherwise, has been evil this whole time!

i hate what podcast has become synonymous with because please i’m not listening to alpha male gym bros deny climate change i’m listening to my gay blorbos go through the horrors there’s a big difference

If you’re not a trans woman you need to get way more comfortable with trans women talking about issues that don’t affect you. If you’re not a trans man you need to be ok with trans men talking about their own experiences that don’t affect you. If you’re not non binary you need to stop being weird about nonbinary people talking about the poor treatment they get for being nonbinary. If you’re not intersex you need to stop inserting yourself into conversations that aren’t about you and begging to be centered. Everyone get less self centered NOW!!!!

Yup yup

Thanks to my brother for telling me about this story. [Alt text below]

i am going to get a bad grade in sleeping, something which is normal not to want but terribly easy to achieve.

have yall met my son?

meet green bean :)

So... [yawn] ...your living weapon climbed into my bed last night. No, nothing sexy. I think they just got lost and were looking for body heat. No, it's fine, I don't mind. But they're a blanket hog. If it happens again, I'm requisitioning an extra set of blankets under your name.

new shirt idea tell me what you think

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

One weird experience of transitioning is failing at ur assigned gender role the whole time and everyone constantly deriding you for it but then u come out and it's like we lost a beautiful gender conforming warrior today. Must grieve for my wonderful child who pissed me off by being ugly and weird since day 1

Transfems will acknowledge how society will treat them as a man or woman conditional on whatever will hurt them most at that moment, then do the same thing to transmascs

Ohhh TMEs are such whiny hysterical zippertit afab-privleged softboys who don't understand their own experiences and can't speak for themselves, if they speak one syllable I'm going to feel like they're dominating the conversation like how men overestimate women's participation in group conversations, and I'm gonna use more re-heated mra talking points. But I don't have to unlearn misogyny, they're MEN!

Yea. Transfems do this. Not a small shitty group on tumblr who are addicted to discourse and hating other trans people. Transfems!

This is transgynephobia.

After growing up during the I Can Haz Cheeseburger era, I'm glad that we as a society have progressed to the point of understanding that cats' internal narration should be extremely dignified and comically formal for a creature so dumb. They really are like

Sir, I fail to see which part of this situation you could possibly find amusing. Can you not see that I am stuck, trapped onto this couch by my own claw, and shall consequently die?