the beauty of tumblr is that technically any post can be a hit post if your mutuals are dedicated to the bit enough and also just really want to cause problems

idk man do you think my mutuals are insane enough to cause that kind of hell

suddenly i'm very thankful my mutuals aren't that insane what the hell

We’re at 15k now

FREE ME PLEASE ITS LITERALLY LIKE TWO PEOPLE SPAM RBING IT DAILY LMAOOO

@sure-i-exist

I’ve done the maths.

if I were to reblog this every day until I reach post limit for the next 25 days (the number of days until this post’s 2 year anniversary) it would still only reach 49496 notes, just 500 notes short of 50k.

So the chance of me getting this to 50k on the day of its anniversary is impossible. Currently.

But with even just 2 people regularly reblogging this, we would only need to reblog this 136 times each day to reach the goal - instantly halving the work. With just a few more people we’d only need 50 or so reblogs a day.

With the maths now out of the way, I’m just gonna tag some folks and ask anyone who reads this to consider two things: 1. It would be really fun to reach 50k on/in time for the anniversary, 2. Once we reach 50k I’ll stop reblogging, you won’t have to see this on your dash every day ever again.

@alwayshatethename1 @aceawkwardunicorn @thought-u-said-dragon-queen @t4t-hantunia @gghostiis-shenanigans

Sure I’ll reblog that you lunatic

PLEASE END MY MISERY

PL EAS. E

WE DID IT!

The original post was made on September 11th 2023, this reached 50k on September 9th 2025.

Almost 2 years later, 730 days, and we’ve finally done it.

For the record, I am not OP’s mutual, I have just been really dedicated to the bit. So dedicated I spent 2 years being the main person reblogging this, to the point that I genuinely think I account for about 70% of the notes. I have also changed as a person over these past 2 years but my dedication has not wavered.

As silly as it is, I’d like to thank some people for their efforts towards this post.

@aceawkwardunicorn has been fundamental in completing this, reblogging this post several dozen times a day for i-don’t-even-know-how-many-days, and without them this would not have been achieved before reaching the anniversary. Truly, dearly, thank you <3.

@alwayshatethename1 was the first person I considered a co-conspirator on this mission (he and I were the aforementioned “two people spam reblogging daily”), and likewise for much of this post’s existence he has been a key player in reaching the goal. Also, well over a year ago, back in 2024, when the comments were still open, they wrote this:

And that has been a delightful thought, an expression of camaraderie, that I appreciated at the time and continue to appreciate now that it has come to fruition.

Those who I called on for help before (@gghostiis-shenanigans @thought-u-said-dragon-queen @t4t-hantunia) have all over the years reblogged this post and witnessed me reblogging it, and I saw gghostii in the notes near the end urging this on.

I’d also like to thank all of my followers and mutuals who haven’t blocked/unfollowed me by now??? Wild to believe there’s anyone who stuck with me through this, you’re stronger than me <3.

Also @flashypunches @alialucille and @truth-over-solace who, looking through the recent notes, clearly became key contributors, with the latter 2 working together and reblogging this A Lot to reach that final number.

And finally, I feel I must thank @oh-snapperss for being the creator of this post, for not blocking me when I decided to dedicate 2 fucking years to achieving this, and for suffering with the number of notes thrust onto them. It has been a long time with this, and I’m sure we’re both glad to have finally reached the end of this madness.

Honestly I’ve had a blast, the sheer silliness and determination has filled me with a sense of joy and whimsy… a joy and whimsy I don’t believe is shared with OP. I apologise. But I’d do it again.

I’d also like to point out a message I left in the notes some time ago. It’s been 2 years coming, but it is now true:

Thank you everyone and goodnight!

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

dr heinz doofenshmirtz one of the characters of all time. he's a mad scientist. he got his degree on the internet but everything he invents works. he puts on big musical numbers and his backup dancers are canonically unionized. he's a dorky dad. he has trauma. he changed his name to professor time for branding purposes. he's an immigrant. he's an ocelot. he's even divorced

phineas and ferb heritage post

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

awesome to work as an extra in movies. let’s hire the guy that looks like a person that could be there

everytime i think about the concept of soulmates i mourn the fact that it's never turned on its head as a tragedy

stands up on my chair i think having a soulmate should be a kind of divine punishment

what the fuck happens in hermitcraft

adding a blank emoji to my discord server might be the best thing to ever happen to text communication. asynchronous digital equivalent of hanging out in a room with your friends in silence. let's all nothing together

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out in public looking tortured

The Smash Bros. cast swapping anecdotes about their various evil doppelgangers and Mario getting into an argument about whether Wario counts.

Surprisingly, Mario is arguing that Wario does not count as he has literally never made that connection in his life. You can’t just say every fat italian in overalls is a Mario counterpart, he’s his own person with hopes and dreams. Evil hopes and dreams, but still.

Daisy, meanwhile, manages to argue very convincingly that Peach should be considered her evil doppelganger.

Wario is playing Devil’s advocate because being Mario’s evil doppleganger is great for business. If he was just some guy, nobody would buy Warioware.

@kamenriderhamo i am not going to let you hide this in the replies

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

Really big problem: world hard cold and full of obligations, but duvet warm

In duvet: warm cozy. Everything as it should be

Outside duvet: debacle

touch water (touch grass for people who like swimming)

My adventuring party and I ran into a soul-seer who told us all of our true names. Our mage's true name is Solace Pendragon, which we're pretty sure means he's the legitimate heir to the throne. Mine is actually Stacy, which is raising a lot of questions and provoking some introspection. But what I'm really concerned about is why our healer's true name is apparently "The Great Serpent Leviathan."

Every member of SFTH it feels like has stayed relatively consistent in appearance over videos from the past couple of years except for Luke who I feel like every time he gets a new haircut it changes his look and vibe completely

Sam calls himself a shapeshifter and I *guess* so but like bro. Have you seen your friend over there. He looks like a completely different human every two to three months

sometimes he looks wildly different in the same play too! like looking at leftenmost for example, that man did NOT play egbert and sally. those are different people. also him in sbmn, playing julie AND the shattered guy at the beginning is wild because he literally shapeshifts by using pure body language.

just. luke manning y’all.

Magical girl who had wanted to be one so badly but never had that magical mascot/mentor encounter so she summoned a demon to contract with instead.

It's not a dark story or anything, the magical girl is just as cute and cheery and friendly as factory standard and never loses that faith and optimism, she's just Pact-bound to a frightening demon from the underworld instead of a cute teddy bear mouse.

“What if he’s manipulating her to evil-“ No.

“What if she needs to eat souls to survive-“ No.

“What if she becomes horrified with what she’s becoming-“ No.

Demon being viewed as weird for making a pact with a cute, cheery schoolgirl.

At every demon party where they show off their pacted there's evil, terrible, and frighteningly beautiful and then there's this teenager in a cute magical girl dress.

"I don't get you Goragog." "Listen, it's nice. Just nice! Can't things be nice? Is it a sin for things to be nice?" "No and that's part of the problem..." "You're just jealous Samantha created a "bffs forever" blingee with me. When was the last time one of your warlocks did something like that for you?" "*on the verge of tears* it's been DECADES!"

Meanwhile on the other side of the room...

"So what do you get in exchange? I get eternal youth and beauty."

"Yeah, and I get all my enemies smited."

"And my guy gave me immeasurable wealth. What'chu got, kid?"

"This super cute compact! Isn't it pretty? The heart-shaped jewels are so sparkly, and the mirror is always spotless!"

"...."

"And since we're pactbound, we're basically roomies now, so I also get a cool best friend and sleepovers on weekends!"

"...."

"Oh, and I also got my magical powers, of course."

Er'trian, Harbinger of Eternal Night, Defender of the Shrieking Chasm, and Lord of Eight Furies stared at eir favorite rival in confusion.

"But it's a pact," ey said. "A deal. An exchange is built in! You can't just Bestow Magical Powers for nothing in return. So what are you getting out of this, Goragog???"

Goragog's dark eyes wept their endless ichor. A halo of eldritch nightmares flickered around his head. With deliberate slowness he turned to meet Er'trian's accursed gaze.

"The power of friendship."