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Edit:76 Happy Birthday Akechi Touma! 🎉

this my girl pegging me for the first time after i told her i never had anything in my hole before and we getting into it hot and heavy but then she hear me moan “marcus” whos her brother who i met 2 years ago in my last year of college and had a secret night of passionate love making with on the night before graduation but we both agreed to never talk about it again because marcus decided he was straight and never wanted to talk to me again so i started dating his sister because i needed to be close to him again and because my hole hasnt been the same before since that night and i need him inside of me again

IM SCREAMING

i hate this website

im marcus

im her

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

World Heritage Post

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

Extremely important subtext not to miss is Bruno's out here getting commended for opening the Bruno Buccellati Home For Wayward Youth right, but then he sends said youth to go meet with a man who, high possibility, might wind up killing them.

The Bucci Gang in canon is just the ones we know about. How many orphan children died because their souls were too pure to receive stands? For the five who succeeded, how many failed? Where'd you hide the bodies, Bruno?

Zipper burial 😔

Every time I get a note on this "zipper burial" comes out of the swirly blue void and grabs me by the throat 😫

Idk if this helps you, but Bucciarati most probably only sent the people he was 95% sure would pass the arrow test. For people like Leaky-eye Luca to exist in-universe, it probably meant that not ALL of Passione’s members were, in fact stand users. The reason why most of the people we see in Vento Aureo had stands was because they were higher up in the hierarchy. I’m pretty sure Passione never has enough people to use as lackeys, although they would be pretty expendable and more often than not die.

Oh no I know. But follow me for a minute:

Bruno's been a Gang⭐️Star since he's 12 right. His formative years were in the company of a stand he received after surviving a fatal jab from a meteorite arrow. Why would he have reason to think other teens wouldn't be able to do the same thing? Because he's seen them fail.

Ones Polpo picked, that he surely put through the test as much because they deserved to be tested as to teach a lesson to the rank-and-file under him that not everyone has what it takes. "See, Bucciarati? They failed the test of faith. Their souls weren't as strong as yours and mine." I'm certain this went on for years, toughening him up to the point he was actually ready to start a team of his own. But also knowing he'd probably pick some kids who weren't going to pass the test. For the 95% that make it, there'd still be 5% that didn't.

(Lowkey I also think this is why Booch was so adamant about Narancia not joining up, bc of all of them, orange son was so pure. He didn't have the blood on his hands that the others did, and so he was at the highest risk of failing, imo. But that's another conversation.)

Fugo: you don’t want me to work for you, I could end up killing you

Bucciarati: don’t worry, that might not be a problem for long :)

Li’l Punk

my biggest fear w drawing is that im giving everyone the exact same face -_- 

SO to combat that i drew these guys all lined up. then i shaved them just to be absolutely sure, and then i was like haha wouldn’t it be funny if they were all baldies for real and thenwell i feel like it’s pretty clear where my mind went from there. enjoy

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mmmm very red anyway. the second I hear oh oklahoma I cry. The background reminds me of this arcade in my town where a lot of kids celebrated their birthday so hhh it's kinda nostalgic??? it's also kind of a ventish thing I did cause I was sad??? Idk just take it 🤲

i think the hardest part about this job is not being able to say What The Fuck

During my sophomore year biology class, we all had to dissect worms. One of the kids in class ate one. A few minutes into the class, the teacher was like, “oh, by the way, make sure not to touch your mouth. These worms are covered in super poisonous formaldehyde.”

The kid who had eaten the work went pale. The kids at his desk huddled around him for a whispered discussion about whether or not he should admit to what he’d done, or keep his mouth shut and hope he survived it. He eventually decided that he did not want to risk death, put up his hand, and very timidly informed the teacher of his little snack.

The poor teacher. She just got this look on her face, like she was considering switching careers immediately. Anyway, she ended up calling 911. I don’t know how things went down at the hospital, but the kid survived.

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

Am I having a fucking stroke

what the fuck was that

World heritage post.

Here’s a great explanation as to the psychology behind posts like this

just learned that the guy who wrote that classic circus theme was apparently named juicy fuck??

I swear you people will believe anything. His name was Julius Fučík

Thats like 85% Juicy Fuck tho so like I Think they’re more right than wrong

[talking about the body i inhabit] “idk i just work here”

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Vaporeon could probably do this in canon. Like several dex entries state they're almost 100% water.

moodboard for when youre just . youre just .,

mood board....

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. characters as things that are apparently gay

Wow the planking meme is a decade old now isn’t it

I salute you, brave warriors of ages past. Also known as when I was in 8th grade.

You're not allowed to make me feel old stoooppp

Shush ur face this meme can't be a decade old it only happened yesterday

2011 was a decade ago whether you like it or not