Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

mr beast partnering with the lds church to help bring in younger people so they can marry off said younger people was not in my 2026 bingo

i'm so fucking over it

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

Isnt this how we lost the recipe for roman concrete

I love stock photo sentences. This has been the new thing to repeat for me when things go wrong. A mentally ill man with psychological disorders is going crazy at home. The crazy man who is alone in his house is yelling.

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol

whenever i google something and the "Your Search Returned 0 (Zero) Results You Idiot" yeti appears, I go into the inspect element HTML tree and delete their limbs one by one

die you stupid bitch

whenever i google something and the "Your Search Returned 0 (Zero) Results You Idiot" yeti appears, I go into the inspect element HTML tree and delete their limbs one by one

die you stupid bitch

movie sound and lighting in the '80s: it's not realistic but at least you can hear and see the actors

movie sound and lighting now: you can't hear or see the actors but at least it's also still not realistic