Obsessed With Fiction

calamitys-child:

God I want like. A full body massage. A team of dermatologists acting like an f1 pit crew to destroy my bad skin issues. 3 days in a jacuzzi. Another full body massage. Put onto a medieval torture rack and stretched until it fixes me idk I feel like it’d do wonders for my hips

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loveridden1999:

2peachy:

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theothin:

somethingfangirly:

prismatic-bell:

cherchezlafatfemme:

Have y'all heard about the dog groomer that dyed a dog green without the owners consent?

The post started circulating in my pet industry groups and now it’s hit the news, shit is bananas

“My excuse is I’m young”

No, girl, you’re selfish and entitled.

Also HOLY SHIT I looked up the news article and

'It feels like vandalism': Pet groomer dyes dog green without owner's permission

A Wexford County woman picked her dog up from the groomer's Monday and was shocked to see he had been dyed green.

WPBN

THE GROOMER IS UPSET THAT THE OWNER IS “DIMINISHING” HER RATHER THAN “SUPPORTING” HER?!

Dogs are legally property, so if I was Janice I would indeed be pressing charges for vandalism.

Went through the comments and apparently, this isn’t the only time she’s done this

this is why pressing charges in this sort of situation isn’t being the bad guy - it’s an ethical obligation

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flightyquinn:

kaijuno:

Barbarian Ross

Man’s about to turn you into the scene of a happy little accident.

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wiley-treehouse-gardens:

snekdood:

but have you ever even heard of the fynbos biome ?!!?!?!?!

a biome so unique in south africa that it’s earned an entirely new biome classification for itself. so many plants are endemic to this area, and ofc it’s under threat of extinction.

It’s a wonderful place! I had the privilege of visiting the fynbos last year and it was as amazing as these photos show and more!

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djbodyhorror:

i am NOT immune to text post screenshots on top of images of the characters

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bovineblogger:

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andhumanslovedstories:

look I’m not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I’m always like “who the fuck do you think you are”

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