I think we as a society need to thank Hbomberguy profusely for exposing James Somerton before he could comment on Heated Rivalry

just found 3 bolts and a snail shell on da groun

like to play with my things

genuinely the worst set of tags ive ever recieved on a post. wow.

before you burn me at the stake:

YOU HAD SOURCES?!???????

*insert piping plover emojis here*

[ID: A tweet by wint @/dril that says, "getting brain damage from pissing my self off". End ID]

Superman’s real superpower is finding white button up shirts opaque enough to hide a bright red, blue, & yellow Superman logo underneath without it showing through.

Man... Murderbot mourning 2.0's death in System Collapse is making me think, oddly enough, about its birth.

They're both Murderbot, almost the same person, and yet that's one of the clearest places you can see what made them different. In the very first moments of its life 2.0 calls out into a void- ART?- and is answered- I'm here. A directive and the skills to accomplish it, scrupulously coded. Media files to comfort it and keep it grounded. Amena's worried face. 2.0 began life surrounded by the evidence that people are here for it, that it was loved and cared for.

It never feared abandonment or isolation. It was sure of what it wanted. It was sure of itself, its purpose and its abilities, in the way you can be when you're supported, when you don't have a lifetime of unaddressed trauma eating you alive from the inside out. Ah, no wonder Murderbot 1.0 missed 2.0. No wonder it compares their abilities, their achievements with such a sense of loss and doubt.

good morning today I'm thinking about tv Mesnah saying "it's safer if they think of you as a person who is trying to help. because that's how I think of you," and how yes, it's a big deal because Mensah is acknowledging Murderbot as a person--but it's also maybe equally a big deal because she's saying "I see you and I see your efforts to help" while Murderbot is walking around in this high functioning depressed state believing that it is a failure and incapable of doing anything right and always, always going to screw things up and get these people killed and she says nope. I see you trying to help. It's enough. let's figure this out together so you don't have to do it alone anymore.

"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"

"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"

"-but you can trust me when I say-"

"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"

"I don't care for you at all."

"Well, I… oh… I love you too."

i dont make comics often but this was too cute.

Audience with the empress

people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol

Sleeping positions for when you have a cat

My cat's favourite position:

"Centuries" with every first beat removed

I had the lyrics ready and everything I can't believe I missed when this was posted. Shows how busy I've been recently.

Anyway this one was significantly easier than the last couple have been! Enjoy:

Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo

Edging, some dust ox, But you ember mee, Ember me, En't'ry. Just one eek, Call it, We go distery, Ember me, En't'ry.

Hey-ya-hey Hey-ya, Ember me, En't'try.

Mama's teenage, Know it's wrong with, Kids are all; story zone, Heavy metal bang bang.

C'mon, come at me, Bruises on your finger, This is four two darkness achoo, Never met you fix your SAAAAAA

Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo

Edging, some dust ox, But you ember mee, Ember me, En't'ry. Just one eek, Call it, We go distery, Ember me, En't'ry.

Hey-ya-hey Hey-ya, Member me, En't'try.

A doctor that knows mine, I was only done mine, Jack it off as long as there's a dead horse over I-I oppose annie uhhhh? You're a cherry you're about to look so donezo-

Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo

Edging, some dust ox, But you ember mee, Ember me, En't'ry. Just one eek, Call it, We go distery, Ember me, En't'ry.

Hey-ya-hey Hey-ya, Member me, En't'try.

We've, been river, (foreverrr) Here's, the Frube, (frozen foobe) I, could swever, You're, the pube,

Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo

Edging, some dust ox, But you ember mee, Ember me, En't'ry. Just one eek, Call it, We go distery, Ember me, En't'ry. We go distery, Ember me, En't'ry.

when prev and I were first talking about these lyrics, I had a mental image so strong and so unexplainable that I had to make a mspaint drawing to represent what exactly was going on in my head at that moment

in case anyone cares, here it is:

this is literally how i dance

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

she did that

If I don’t reblog this Puerto Rican ass mouse assume that I’m dead.

I MISSED YOU SEÑORITA DESPACIMOUSE!!!

im sure those liquids arent all mb's.............

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.