I’m actually kinda fun once you get to know me (takes 3 to 4 years).

if i was Eve i wouldnt have eaten the forbidden fruit personally i'd be playing with my pussaayyy

i'm going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental heath] suck the barrel of this gun sloppy style

shout out to bagels. a well timed bagel has changed my life at least 3 times

Guys who encourage you to do the things you love are so incredibly hot. When they cheer you on, or reassure you when you aren’t so confident about how it’s going, when they ask about it because they know you’ve been working on it that day. Someone who believes in you is so so amazing and I do not care if that sounds cheesy I love it and it keeps me going sometimes

2026 might be the year of loving something with the same vibrant intensity as you once did in ye olde 2010-2016

people who don’t wear glasses will never understand the absolute humiliation of dropping your glasses under your bed or in a dark area and feeling around on all fours muttering “my glasses…. where are my glasses” like fucking Velma Dinkley and thinking to yourself BOY WOULD THIS BE A LOT EASIER IF I COUKD FUCKING SEE

[new to degrading someone] I can tell that due to adverse childhood experience you're uncomfortable exercising autonomy so as an adult you find comfort in a consensual relationship dynamic with a power imbalance of some sort that puts you in a vulnerable position

it’s because you’re always living in that damn castle