Kgle

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dominichoward
nothatsmi

As it was absolutely due, an ode to my favorite band.

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I have a powerpoint and several essays about their music.
Almost everything I ever create, every media I consume and care about I can link to some of their songs. I can ramble about the change in musical genre, government critic and intricate love views for hours.

My very personnal Muse tier list changes every so often but my god-tier top have stayed in place for a couple years:
Plug in Baby, Sunburn, Map of the Problematique, Unintended, Falling Away with You, Madness, Undisclosed desires, Muscle Museum.
They all simultaneously kill me and add years to my lifespan.

PEAK muse
pawgtard
dreadwedge

actually hey pull over there's a gas station in this town where a guy named Tongue Eater will make you the best turkey sandwich you ever have had. he's really nice and he loves to put turkey into the deli slicer and listen to milk rhythms.

you never heard of milk rhythms? milk rhythms is a type of music that's supposed to make you lactate. it doesn't work but that's the idea behind it. Tongue Eater says he just likes how it sounds though.

he used to be in a band back when i knew him but i'm not sure if it's still going on because i heard the bassist get turned vegan and couldn't abide tongue eater's powerful turkey stench. they were called "curd smack". it wasnt exactly milk rhythms though but you could heard the influence.

but yeah Grackle (that the bassist) got turned vegan. kinda a bummer. nothing against vegans it's just Grackle got turned against her will. she had been seeing a hypnotist for sleep reasons but it turned out she couldnt pay so the hypnotist turned her vegan as revenge. He knew it would drive a wedge between Grackle and Tongue Eater.

anyway if you want the sandwich i'm buying. Tongue Eater gives me a discount bc i helped him out once with a paper he was working on on symmetry groups. We were in the same crystallography program in grad school. did i not mention that? well that's how I know him.

it's a good sandwich. cranberry relish, mustard, the works. And i know what you're thinking; don't worry. He's not gonna eat your tongue lol. He doesn't do that anymore. Not without permission

dreadwedge

i would like to go on the record and say that this post is set in rural vermont or maybe arkansas or newfoundland and definitely not seattle or portland or upstate new york or whatever.

ranthaven

Are you sure about that? Because this really sounds like upstate New York and definitely not rural Vermont. They’re completely different in every possible way, you know.

dreadwedge

i am one hundred percent sure about this. this post does not take place in new york. it does not take place in the hudson river valley. it does not take place in the finger lakes region. it does not take place in the new york bit of the green mountains. it is possible that it takes place 30 minutes outside of rutland in a small town called danby that has one swimming hole, one gas station, and one poorly run residential therapy facility. this post is set implicitly against a backdrop of rural conservatives and libertarian democrats, invariably white and 65, who mostly talk to each other about the best boots to do farm work in and did you hear the coydogs howling last night and i heard your son went to rehab good for him. this is the apocalyptic landscape you must imagine when you read the words "tongue eater". and an hour away across the border where they do pretty much the same thing this could never happen. not in a million years.

ranthaven

Well, but, you see, it’s like this. I, not to push my own perspective too forcefully, have a certain implicit understanding of the cultural context and subtext of both interstitial cultural systems having both personally and directly experienced both realities. Indeed, Rutland, and (to a lesser extent) Danby, are both locations within Vermont where I, admittedly younger and less experienced and more naive than I am now, had multiple opportunities to be a witness to the interaction of local individuals when performing the ritualistic ceremonies of the solo folk musician implicit in the schadenfreude of the late 1980s. There I observed agriculturally themed conversations not unlike those of your derivation, but also ones echoing age-old linguistic traditions of mating rituals even including a mix of vocabulary stemming from Old English, the Edda, and Occitan. Sadly, there was no evidence of the supposed Basque influence so widely assumed in anthropological circles.

Whereas, in first the Adirondack locales (to include specifically the polities and statistical regions) of Fort Ticonderoga and latterly Schroon Lake, but also in the Finger Lakes communities of Penn Yan, Keuka Park, and Canandaigua, I was able, in the guise of a classically trained academic librarian masquerading as a local college radio personality, to ascertain the deep and abiding nature of Old High Church Slavonic as well as the longer lasting elements of Proto-Indo-European common in the smaller linguistic families of the central Eurasian steppes in the 16th and 17th centuries. In these cases, the agricultural sector was frequently invoked as a proxy for political malfeasance as understood to be necessary for the wholesale depletion of traditional soil characteristics in the wider northeast.

And thus, you can see how my question regarding your assertion could arise quite naturally.

dreadwedge

Do you want to let’s go to the bowling alley and have a coke with me

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