"Not beating the ___ allegations" is such a 'now' turn of phrase, implying as it does a world where everyone's behavior is always on literal trial by a guilt-presuming judge and jury that consists of anyone who happens to be paying attention.
Not beating the panopticon allegations
in hindsight the princess wearing a skimpy dress to take a long walk in the forest to tease any wolfgirls was not a good idea. it's been several hours now and it's getting dark and cold and she might pawsibly be a tiny bit lost
she also crucially did not find any wolfgirls. if she dies out here please lie and tell people she found wolfgirls it'd be very humiliating if she failed in her quest. a complete waste of time where she did all this for naught :/
alright THAT simply will not do! wolfgirl approaching her as night falls, taking off my coat to wrap it around her, and leading her (or carrying her if she's tired from walking) to a forester's cottage, where I sit her by a woodstove and feed her a warm meal, before taking that skimpy dress off and ravishing her
normally the catgirl princess would prefer being led, but in this case she is quite tired from her journey and will purrmit the civalrous wolfgirl princess to carry her. especially since she's so warm and it gives her an excuse to snuggle closer to her.,.,.even once they get to the cottage she might just have to lean close to such a lovely wolfgirl to stay nice and warm, and she definitely would only be pressing her body against her savior for that reason.,.,.,..she might pawsibly need to come to this forest more often if she gets to meet the wolfgirl and spend such a lovely time with her *and* meet her original objective..,.,.,.
Caught in a rather good romance
It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D
…that is exactly what it sounds like
Anonymous asked:
why do you insist on spelling it "amerika" in your tags ?! just go through and say amerikkka you fucking nazi
mwagneto answered:
i ??? Amerika is how you spell it ?? in Hungarian ???? which is my native language ?????? and i spell it that when i speak Hungarian ???????? hello ???????????
same energy
Also: people who spell it Amerikkka do so to draw attention to the systematic racist this country was founded on and that still runs through its veins. It's literally not a nazi dog whistle. It's the opposite
villain going to the goon shelter to pick out a new henchman
this energetic and diabolical boy was rescued from a goon hoarding situation… he loves pulling levers, gloating, and turning cranks with great abandon. prefers to be the only goon. needs an active lair with plenty of enrichment.
now this fella comes with some baggage. his previous villain was going to have put down when he refused to perform unsedated human vivisection as a form of torture. one of our agents intercepted the execution and brought him to the goon shelter. would thrive in an environment of G or PG-rated villainry.
on the other hand, if you’re looking for something a little more… advanced… then this fine lady over here would make a great challenge for an experienced villain able to set firm boundaries. she will NOT be released to first-time villains; proof of prior henchpeople must be demonstrated before adoption approval. high prey drive. under no circumstances should she be left alone with children or small animals. must sign waiver releasing the goon shelter from responsibility if her behavior is deemed excessively depraved.
These two are pair-bonded and may only be adopted together. Up for anything, they are fiercely loyal to their employer provided their needs are met and they are permitted to hold hands. They look alarmingly similar to one another but it is undeterminable whether they are close blood relatives or lovers who choose to dress and style themselves in identical ways. Habit of finishing each other’s sentences with rhyming couplets; we have not attempted to train this out of them. Will answer to whatever names or titles you give them so long as they are complimentary and/or rhyme.
Will you help this goon find his forevil lair? He’s been returned to the goon shelter six times now but we refuse to give up on him. A vile little rat of a man, he’d be the perfect accomplice to someone willing to overlook his unfortunate heterosexuality. If gay-coding is not your style and you don’t expect it from a henchman, please consider giving this little guy a good home in your dastardly schemes.
This guy is not your typical goon. He was rescued from a high-kill shelter after being deemed unfit for henching. His deep baritone voice, his darkly handsome good looks, and his flair for the dramatic have made prospective employers pass over him time and time again, making him the longest resident of the goon shelter. But don’t judge a book by its cover—while his appearance and demeanor suggest “villain”, his real passion is taking orders and faithfully serving a master. If you’re secure in your villainry and not prone to jealousy, he may just be what it takes to turn your base into a lair.
Something something too often I have to defend someone I think is annoying from someone I know is dangerous.
Anyway all this to say I think the most blatant eroticism of clicker training is found less in the way it might gasp and rub its legs together after a click and more in clicking when it chooses not to speak after you give it explicit room to and watching the expressions on its face as it first parses that it did the correct thing, logs the experience, and then realizes what you're training it to do and reacts to it.
