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it's me. THE golden time lover.

@t-angerin-e

guy named scott. draws and doesnt post it. they/it beep/boop and mutuals unlock special he/him privileges 🍉
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i really think mettaton should always have someone all up on him and obsessed and that's why ███████████ ██████████████████████████ █████████████████████ █████████████████████████ ██████████████

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hm well there seems to be a blinding white light so im just going to sit with the first sentence and be gay about itWAIT IS THIS ABOUT THAT DAMN PUPPET.

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whenever a kid in school asked me to spell icup i would just keep spelling it e-y-e-c-u-p until they got annoyed and i asked “well how are you supposed to spell it” and then they would spell it out and fucking own themselves and never recover and have to change schools, every time, self-esteem obliterated for life

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

sent this post to my spouse

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