Here. Have some gifs of bopping vultures.
Now go forth and react to things, my brethren.
May your threads and text conversations be ever-improved.
His strength is that he is biscuits
He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space
If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have no business being in space at all.
Happy 10th anniversary to by far the most viral reblog I ever made. I still see screengrabs of this on my own facebook dash like, once a month.
people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets
yeah makeup culture is shit, yet i retain a slight appreciation for the fact that "lips and sharpened claws stained bright and bloody red" technically counts as conventionally attractive
in honour of the deltarune news im once again remembering my funniest memory of it which was opening the game unspoiled, entering my name as "chris" and then being absolutely fucking bewildered when the game told me I couldn't make my own choices and would instead have to be called. kris
year 1 on tumblr: Nobody can know im 12 years old and live in the united states of america . or they'll come to my. house and kill me
year 10 on tumblr: does anyone want to know my exact daily medication regimen
just in case you thought I was full of shit, here's the first chapter:
one great thing about the sword have twin bodies in its god form is that you only need two people for an orgy:
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