gendrsoup:

i’m in need of settling a linguistic dispute with my friends from earlier so:

how do you pronounce “prev”

prEEv

prEHv

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

AI sucks because you gotta add “-ai_generated”

emil:

emil:

“Peggle make phone calls” has become shorthand for “fuck it, whatever” for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it’s also longer (longhand?)

peggle make phone calls

fandomsandfeminism:

Look, here’s the sad truth about trying to recommend different books to “replace” Harry Potter- You can’t.

Don’t get me wrong- everyone should read new books. There’s so many incredible pieces of fiction in the world, and I’ll recommend my favorites day and night.

But Percy Jackson and Discworld and Earthsea and Broken Earth and Singing Hills and Murderbot and Teixcalaan and Wayfarers simply will not make you feel the way Harry Potter made you feel when you were 13.

Because you aren’t 13 any more.

You will not find the Fandom community that wraps around you and helps mold you into the person you will become like Harry Potter did when you were 13.

Because you aren’t 13 any more, and you never will be again.

And it sucks that Harry Potter is irreparably tainted. It sucks that all the things Harry Potter meant to you has been taken from you, and you cannot get them back. It sucks. Be angry about it. Be sad. Be disappointed and betrayed.

And, honestly if you really go back to HP, you’ll find it isn’t actually all that good. Youll find that it carries a lot of assumed bias and mean spirited callousness and British classism. Plot holes and lazy status quo reinforcement and haphazard world building.

Not even Harry Potter NOW can be to you what Harry Potter was to you THEN.

And if you spend the rest of your life reading new books because you want to find the book that will be what Harry Potter was to you when you were 13, you will spend your life being disappointed.

So.

Read new books. Read new books to find new experiences, new thoughts, new feelings. You won’t find a replacement. You won’t find a book to be what Harry Potter used to be to you.

But you could find Discworld, and Murderbot, and Singing Hills, and Wayfarers , and Broken Earth, and Teixcalaan, and Earthsea *right now.*

And honestly, it’s worth it.

sodom-hussein:

shower-thoughts-last-responder:

kingofkaumidy2:

fantasylover4538:

yoink-a-doink:

scp-threats-is-back:

willifolts:

hellsitegenetics:

a-wondering-thought:

dovahdez:

earthnicity:

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:

my-sisters-eyeball:

maradaisykat:

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

onfirelikegasoline:

becketts-one-and-done:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

String identified:
atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence
Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

Originally posted by kalazin

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

Now the moth is banned in Russia

…well what the fuck is this

Art.

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

sadspockpanda:

sadspockpanda:

madaras-lower-parts:

supersaiyanswagga:

That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up

That gif is literally perfect

#I reblogged this in 2013

this tag dealt me psychic damage thanks

#i’m putting it in the queue to give you psychic damage again later#your post is old enough to be in middle school

@kirihana CURSE YOU

help-me-yes:

ALT

yes… ha ha ha… yes!

absurdlyinaccurate:

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

sunflowers-and-scales:

sunflowers-and-scales:

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

i have trust that the media literacy enjoyers will find this one idk

demonprincex:

demonprincex:

astounded by this comment on the r/facefuck subreddit. shrimp tool.

happy shrimp tool shthursday