the main dev of ULTRAKILL is livetweeting their reactions to jerma failing at their game fantastically and it's really, really fucking funny.

I feel like it's important to note that they call him Amish here because earlier he got so mad during a hard boss fight that he went on a rant that "humans aren't meant to do this, they're meant to push logs in wheelbarrows"

whenever i post stupid shit that gets a lot of notes on here that i regret i take comfort in knowing that theres no real repercussions from that because this website is going to be tanked and shutdown within, at the most, 3 years

the christian veneration of the lamb has always been terrifying to me in ways i can’t explain

here’s this figure that is vulnerable and easily abused and what’s admirable about it is that it doesn’t fight back and it doesn’t try to defend itself and it’s suffering is noble because it just sits there and takes it. pain is beautiful when you surrender to pain, suffering is godly when you don’t question or try to protect yourself and survival is ugly… like it is just me or is anybody else’s fucking skin crawling rn!!

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#they act like there's something inherently selfless about a lamb as if #it has a choice #if you called someone a ram (which can fight back) I don't think it would be a compliment

Reishi farmin’

It’s the Mush Room

this is where u wake up to get judged when u die 

Interdimensional House of Pancakes

Cemeteries are not wastes of space. Historical cemeteries ESPECIALLY are not wastes of space. The fact developers are continuously foaming at the mouth to destroy them and put a strip mall up in their place should make you even more determined to help maintain them. In urban areas, they are a haven for wildlife. They are a green space. If you are too afraid of death to utilize them for that purpose, that is on you.

Isnt this how we lost the recipe for roman concrete

we need more mean butches in media that never reconnect with their feminity and never feel longing for the nuclear life they gave up on. and I mean nowwwwww

AND THEY DONT BECOME COPS

when adobe asked if i wanted to upload this to the cloud i laughed out loud

Protestants are so fucking lame what do you mean the Pope threw a rave?

I have a confession to make: I'm one of those weirdos who watches dashcam footage for entertainment. I'm a certified defensive driving nut. In another life, I was an auto insurance adjuster. And while this is seen as slightly odd by many people in my life, it gives me an interesting insight into life pre- and "post"-covid. Many dashcam channels have been active for a decade or more, making them an excellent source of road ettiquite case studies. I've made a habit of finding videos from the same month in 2015-19 after watching the new releases in 2025, and the change in behavior is shocking. In the pre-covid era, most dashcam submissions were instances of entitlement featuring clips of people driving as if they were above the law, road rage, and pedestrians throwing themselves into traffic without looking. Post-covid, the largest offenses caught on dashcam are that of cluelessness: people driving full tilt down the wrong side of the road and looking confused that people are honking at them, people coming to a dead stop on the highway because they missed their exit (nearly causing or actively causing massive accidents), people trying to cross intersections with opposing traffic actively flowing through them, and people driving headlong into obvious obstacles like trees, buildings, cars, and infrastructure as if they had never seen it.

Science has an explanation, but no one wants to hear it. Covid harms cognition, and it's showing in so many ways. How long will we ignore this real and pressing threat?

In case people don't realize the full extent of what's going on, we are under siege in Minnesota. I live in an affluent, majority white suburb of Minneapolis, and ICE is all over the place terrorizing people. They showed up at the library, kitted out in their Temu tactical gear, and stormed it.

The library. Please let that sink in.

They've pulled weapons on legal observers and physically attacked them. They're threatening teenagers and children with death. One woman told a story at my, again, affluent, majority white suburban town's city council meeting this week of being shoved from behind so hard that she fell down by an ICE agent, who then said to her, "Stop touching me." A man, in tears and begging for our city government to do something to help our neighbors, described having a baton pulled on him. They're luring people out of their workplaces with lies about "hitting someone's car in the parking lot" and then abducting them. Citizens and legal residents are being detained. People are being racially profiled and snatched. A teenager (a US citizen) working at Target got dragged out and shoved in a car, then dumped a mile away in a Wal-mart parking lot, beaten up and crying. And all of this is after they murdered Renee Good.

I don't emphasize the demographics of my particular suburb to say "but this shouldn't be happening here, we have money!" but to illustrate that the Trump administration has declared war on a US state. Even if you stick your head in the sand because you're white and won't be directly targeted, ICE is running traffic lights, speeding, tearing the wrong way on one way streets, and causing nasty accidents because they think they're above the law. They think it doesn't matter who they hurt or kill, because they're being told straight from the top that they can do whatever they want to whoever they want.

We are all under attack, and this is coming to a city near you if we don't stand up to it. Please stand with Minnesota, as well as LA, Portland, Chicago, and every other place DHS has sent their COD cosplay gestapo. I don't know what that looks like for you but please, please, don't ignore this.

I live in Minneapolis. OP is not being dramatic. We will continue this fight, but please everything you can to stand with us because nobody in this country is safe if they get away with these crimes against humanity.

I can clearly remember the moment I first realised my mother and I were living on completely different planes of existence. I was 7 years old and I came home from my school's first track and field day having placed second or third in every event. the teachers had been making jokes all afternoon about how many times they had to call my name. my friends thought I was cool as shit. my enemies thought I was cool as shit too, come to think of it. I was proud as hell. so I get home with the entire front of my shirt covered in ribbons like I was a military dictator who'd awarded himself every medal, I walk into the kitchen and tell my mum all about my day, and she goes "oh, that must be disappointing not getting any firsts." and I'm like no?? first of all the first place ribbons are red and I don't like red. second of all look at me. there's literally nowhere left on my body for accolades. I am fucking Jacked of All Trades. how could this possibly be a disappointment.

not to be vague but.

okay sure it’s your post now

Love it when video games are just

Surprised I didn't see a version like this yet lol