everyone give thanks to the middle eastern and north african people of over ten thousand years ago for domesticating the african wildcat and providing the entire world with some of the best pets ever 🙏🙏🙏 it was probably the best idea any human has ever had.

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

took acid on new years as per tradition and me and my sister got really into the concept of an origami crane folded out of a pizza so precisely and beautifully that it "shames our hatred". like all acts of human cruelty are shamed by the perspective that its beauty provides. we called it pizza crane

3 cookies deep and it all starts to make sense

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

"why did you write that"

1. my fetish
2. my friend's fetish
3. not my fetish but it fits in the story so i threw it in there as a treat. you're welcome.

a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it