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There will be discussion of animal death in this post.

One of the questions I get asked a lot is: what do peafowl taste like/have I ever eaten them?

And the answer is that I haven't personally eaten them, but I've sold some for eating, particularly ones who were aggressive or deformed. I don't have a problem with them being eaten- they ARE livestock, after all, regardless of any other thing I may post here. They fall under the umbrella of "domestic wild game fowl" (as opposed to domestic game fowl, which are cockfighting chickens), and part of being "wild game" is being hunted for food. In this case, there's less hunting and more raising in captivity, but sometimes being food is a part of the deal.

And it should be! There are always going to be more males produced than people need; the birth ratio is going to be 50:50 males and females, but most people keep the birds in harems (one male to several hens), meaning there's a surplus. The males often just get sold cheap to unsuitable homes so the breeder can recoup some of the costs of keeping the birds, and this means those extra males may face inappropriate care and the prospect of a slow death through neglect, disease, or a violent end via predation. I see it happen all the time in groups and forums, and it's part of why my own breeding programs are slow; I produce only a few birds a year, and I will skip a year in order to give myself time to find suitable homes for the last year's babies if I haven't yet.

This year, I knew I was not going to find homes for all of the males; I HAD hoped that the ratio would be a little better (14 males to 5 hens was.... painful), but at the end of the day, I'm fine with having the extra males, because I had enough of them to raise for meat. To that end, I have officially separated the yearling males, and they will be going to a local butcher tomorrow for processing. They've put on good weight in the last month, and while I could probably have given them another extra month, I wanted to clear the pens for breeding season before February, when the males will start courting in earnest for late march/april eggs.

Different places have different notes about how long before processing to remove the feed, but it's generally 12-24 hours. I've split the difference and removed it at 18 hours. They still have water, as much of it as they want. This past week they've gotten a boatload of fresh treats and whole grains/peanuts, and up to yesterday the weather was pretty nice here so they were enjoying some winter sun. This morning, I spent a while cutting up some VERY sweet grapes, black cherries, and watermelon, to go with raspberries and blueberries. There was enough that everyone in the pen could eat whatever they wanted, and still have some to spare, so even the more timid boys got a belly full of yummy treats before I pulled food.

We'll be heading out early tomorrow morning. I'm a bit sad, but I know that they've had a great life here, and that in a few short months, there will be new life in their stead. I haven't raised large meat birds in a long time, but we also didn't get a deer this year, so this will also help to cover that gap in our household stores.

And as sad as I am about it, I am looking forward to being able to personally answer the question: what does peafowl taste like?

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The thing about Harry Potter is it just makes me fucking tired?

I don't especially give a shit if somebody is reading the books or watching the movies in private, but if you're being loudly, stridently, openly fannish about it you've got to be aware at this stage of things how that's perceived? At the bare minimum, being perceived as transphobic wasn't a deal breaker.

A doll forum I frequent is discussing whether or not to ban pictures of Harry Potter merch, and wow do I recognize a lot of the people going "Um, nobody cares about politics actually, sweetie" "Why does everything have to be political?" as having said some virulently transphobic shit elsewhere.

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Someone asked me ":( So you want to DIVIDE people?"

Yes. You can't UwU Let's All Get Along about whether or not a given group of people should have human rights.

You can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding.

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I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

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This is essential nothing I’m doing.

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

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What the fuck

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

WTF-

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

1 note WTF.

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3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Did the man get his camera

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

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What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find

the 0 notes thing isn’t too rare now but the bot loops are fun

I ate the notes

ITS COUNTING NOTES AGAIN

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Originally posted by i-j0s

HELP IT WONT EVEN LET ME LIKE?????

IT ONLY SAYS SEVEN NOTES HELP ME

the dates these are sent on are broken for me

the top ones say 40 mins but then you got 2018 and 2021 lower down???

A new fun and interesting no notes ghoast which sometimes shows small amounts of notes

Ah, Tumblr

For anyone worrying, his camera was probably never lost: