adding the important things to the kitchen whiteboard

Ohhhhh my god you're fighting in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white and Monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie, robocop, the terminator, captain kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, superman and every single power ranger, bill s preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the rock, doc oc and hulk hogan?

new type of guy just dropped

this is standard issue uncle

I have to make mistakes in order to learn & grow

repeating this to myself forever and ever

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

Finally made a Pokémon version of this

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

I had an idea, sorry

Is this from Muppet's Goncharov?

It is! Only the directors cut though.

me leaving the theatre with two roasted turkeys in my shoulders

i don’t understand what this post is saying, why would i be leaving the theatre with uneaten turkeys. where did i get them from. what the fuck was i talking about.

yeah alright

Scrolled back up half expecting to see @elodieunderglass’s Horrible Things With Legs tag

Never too late to apply one!

Item: domesticated Strandbeest

Real question: how is this thing being controlled?

no no that’s a bop, i love it

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

why is this so funny 😂

soviets in 1957:

design was great tho.

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

vader every time he came across 3po and r2 during the war probably

But he didn’t survive in the end😭🥀

YES HE DID

please

Yeah.... and I will be forever salty about how he died.