i do feel silly sometimes complaining about us-centrism online when im european like i hope nobody thinks i want things to be europe centric either. if anything i think we should pass the torch to brazil. theyve earned it.
that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”
Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged

Gonzo, get on tumblr, girl, you have a home here.
Daily drawing 3 jan 2025
Doctor Phosphorus
Extremely rare officially licensed Korean Yoshi plush with an elongated body and round, frog-like eyes.
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Looking back at that ghosts au idea I had a while ago and
It's literally just wwdits.
It's wwdits but it's the ghosts.
Please discuss this concept.
Myself and a beloved mutual recently talked about Alison and Guillermo switching places, like Alison living with the vampires and Guillermo with the ghosts
We concluded that Guillermo would have a lovely time and Alison would have a breakdown and kill at least two (2) of the vampires within her first day
I dont care what they say about Muppet Babies 2018. This grown ass fool watched and enjoyed it. They are so freaking cute.
Drew my "Swedish Chef wife fan character" again because I said so.
Wooter if you squint
some of your goofy asses for the past 20 years
SABRINA CARPENTER in the teaser for The Muppet Show
all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”
I think one of the things Mike Pondsmith and his team did really well when writing Cyberpunk (the universe from the tabletop and by extent 2077) was developing slang that works well. It feels natural and not forced because they studied language patterns and how language evolves, and applied that.
Calling your friends “choom”? That not only feels natural, but it’s something people actually do irl (according to Pondsmith, at least).
Are there other examples that don’t really work? Yes. Gonk is one of those. But over all? Top tier slang.


