Cinco Identity Generator

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
hagiomoto
recreationaldivorce

i think sometimes ppl appeal to things like international law, or domestic law if it works, because it's an authority that backs you up, which i don't think is the right rhetorical move but it's mostly inoffensive. but sometimes ppl appeal to law in a way that makes clear that they bizarrely think the actual genuine problem with genocide and concentration camps etc is that they're illegal or due process was not followed. like baffling mindset that's some shit communists say as a joke to make fun of liberals but some people believe it fr i guess. "they bombed a country without congress approval" ass crowd

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mimiyanna

Trouts will be like, “Is anyone else gonna lay their entire body weight on you and sink their claws into your boobs?” and not wait for an answer

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mimiyanna

In honor of this reaching over 10k notes in one day-

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[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

HER NAME IS TROUT. JUST THE ONE. NO S. I PLURALIZED TROUTS BECAUSE I WAS GENERALIZING HER KIND. SAY HI TROUT!!!!!!

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trout!