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they/them ☆your local cloud fan☆ big on moriarty the patriot and the magnus archives (as well as many others!)

TEA'S NEW AND IMPROVED INTRO POST

Hello! You can call me Tea or Albert. Other nicknames are cool too! I'm a rather private person so neither are my real name. I use both feminine and nonbinary pronouns, and I am one of them queers. You may see me refer to myself as a boy but please do not use masculine pronouns for me :>. I mainly reblog, but on occasion you may see some of my incoherent ramblings, or even some of my art. I promise I will get to tagging all of these one day, but for now it will be like a fun little surprise whenever you find something of value here

Some quick and important notes:

I've had a major bot problem recently, so when following me please know that if you have no description, profile picture or title etc. I will block you. Even just one of these tells me you aren't a bot. Make a little post that says hello, and that's good enough:)

I will not be answering any donation asks

Here's why:

-I am a minor and therefore cannot support your cause even if I want to

-I'm literally broke

-My follower count is too small to argue I could promote the cause by answering, and many are in the same situation as me

-It sounds mean, but if I answer one, my inbox fills with 5-10 new asks, and I can't deal with that over and over again.

Tl;dr: I don't have money, and no way to give it if I did.

My interests!

Some favourites:

-Violet Evergarden

-The Magnus Archives

- Moriarty the Patriot

-The Stanley Parable

- Death Note

-Persona (currently playing through 4)

-Ace Attorney

-Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint (though I haven't finished it, so no spoilers please)

-Totk/Botw

-Saiki K

-Attack on titan

-Alien Stage

-Cult of the lamb

-Sky: Children of the light

-Neon Genesis evangelion

-Howl's moving castle

-Tokyo Ghoul

-Sherlock (The ACD books, though I've watched some of the BBC version)

-Portal

-Many many more, if you ask there's a good chance I will have at least heard of whatever you're talking about :)

Some Favourite Characters:

-N Harmonia (Pokemon B/W)

-Howl (Howl's moving castle, especially the books)

-Suguru Geto (Jujutsu Kaisen)

-Gojo Satoru (Jujutsu Kaisen)

-William Moriarty (Moriarty the patriot)

-Von Herder (Moriarty the patriot)

-Era of the Wilds Link (Botw/Totk)

-Misa Amane (Death Note)

-Luka (alien stage)

-GLaDOS (Portal)

-Wheatley (Portal)

Favourite Music artists:

-Malice Mizer

-Kikuo

-Maretu

-Cö shu nie

-Österreich

-All the persona osts

-Alnst ost

-Miracle musical

-Yaelokre

-bbno$

-Radiohead

Progress on watching/reading things etc (LAST UPDATED: 25/8/25):

-Orv : roughly chapter 100, up to date with the webtoon

-Aot : early s2

-Persona 4: Naoto's dungeon

- Bsd : S3 ep 4

-The Case Study of Vanitas : Episode 8

-JJBA : nearing the end of battle tendency

-The Apothecary Diaries: episode 20

Some mutuals I care rather a lot about:

@sssssaaaaaaammmm - my EVIL Wizard friend who fails to see the moral issue in vaporising the weak

@diktatorpickles - #1 fan of my oc lore (god knows why)

@y0url0calcryptid - my wonderful husband, avatar of the vast and the extinction, the silliest clown of all my associates <3

@fearofgodandtolkien - someone I cannot imagine as a person, only as a whole forest

@mehtoohardtofindasuitablename - the owner of the most darling cat in the world

@liquidpaperfoundation1 - A guy who for some reason is like a lot of peoples mutual like I see my friends blogs and they're just there which I think is very neat

@numberoneah-duofan - My dear captain, to whom I pledge eternal loyalty to in return for baked goods and affection

@lara-prim07 - Satorboo <3333

@v1-x-3n - My beloved wife, my beloved Vanitas

@the-stonekeepers - someone I will NEVER call prefect as a matter of pride

@fatuousion - putting this guy in a snow globe and shaking violently (affectionate)

@alexdrumss47 - my EVIL younger sibling (real) (go bully them)

If you aren't tagged here I still love you I just don't want to be yapping too much, or I'm not sure about your thoughts on being tagged in this way :) any mutuals who wish to be added (or removed!) Js let me know!

Some trivia under the cut! (Idea from @y0url0calcryptid)

can we make magical girl jon a trend bc it would be really funny

...

Finally. An excuse to use this.

He's totally gonna see me drawing it but idc this has to be done. Give me like 20mins

Okay so it was closer to an hour but

Isn't he pretty? (Was originally planning to give him a maxi skirt but i drew the legs too perfectly)

BEAUTIFUL TIMES CHAT. MAY THIS BE OUR NEW ERA💥💥💥

Being a Buried avatar would probably be kinda useful if you don't do well with socializing like

Oh, you're having an awkward interaction with someone and wish the ground would swallow you? Well, thanks to your patron now that is a viable escape route!

or you could make the ground swallow them

listen i have complained plenty of times about how lame the ship name "jonmartin" (or worse, jmart) is, especially in a fandom with so many creative ship names, but i think i have actually changed my mind. most of the other ship names are derived from whatever entity the members of the ship serve, and i think there's something kinda poetic about how for Jon and Martin we just use their names. this goes double for Jon who is constantly referred to as "Archivist" (aka by his relation to the Eye) instead. it's nice that he doesn't get dehumanized that same way when we label their relationship. their ship name doesn't have to rely on their fears, their weaknesses and traumas. for once, they get to be defined by who they are, not by what they are afraid of. and don't they deserve that? it might seem boring, but don't they deserve that normalcy? don't they deserve to be people, rather than just extensions of their Fears?

recently my friend's comics professor told her that it's acceptable to use gen AI for script-writing but not for art, since a machine can't generate meaningful artistic work. meanwhile, my sister's screenwriting professor said that they can use gen AI for concept art and visualization, but that it won't be able to generate a script that's any good. and at my job, it seems like each department says that AI can be useful in every field except the one that they know best.

It's only ever the jobs we're unfamiliar with that we assume can be replaced with automation. The more attuned we are with certain processes, crafts, and occupations, the more we realize that gen AI will never be able to provide a suitable replacement. The case for its existence lies on our ignorance of the work and skill required to do everything we don't.

the girls are fightiiing (and by fighting, i mean passive-aggressively sniping at each other's credibility as a professional)

"i was a transtrender" no you werent. you were just questioning your identity and then you decided that wasn't for you. that's a fucking healthy thing to do. fuck off lmao

Questioning is:

-healthy

-common

-normal

Questioning isn't:

-an excuse to be transphobic towards often young individuals

I once thought I was asexual and it turned out I actually wasn’t ready to have sex before I had transitioned to a point where I was more comfortable with my body. 

And in that time, the asexual community welcomed me, supported me, helped me feel good about who I was, protected me from the harm I would have done to myself if I had pushed myself to have sex. That made a huge difference.

If I see an opportunity to support asexual organizations, I do so not just because it’s good but also because they were there for me in a difficult part of my life without judgement. I owe them for that.

If you at one point identified as transgender or questioned your gender identity, maybe you too sought a home in the wrong place because you were struggling with something else. And it is very likely that the people in that home, the transgender community, believed you and welcomed you and listened to you.

And then when it turns out that you were searching for the wrong thing, you don’t just leave that community behind but you turn around and shit on them? Shame on you. What a shitty thing to do.

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