Face me like a man, Ted.

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

Need I even say it.

I have always dreamed of interviewers asking basic questions of the killer clowns who run America. I can't believe it took Tucker Carlson to do it.

I’ve heard Cruz talk about deposing “the mullahs” for 13 years straight. During the 2016 GOP primary, he said he wanted to see if “sand glows in the dark.” You’d figure he’d learn some basic facts about the main villain in his moral universe in that time

Only the Shoe Fucker can make Tucker Carlson look sane

Ted when I get you. When i fucking get you Ted.

He stuck a high heel up his urethra

god forbid a white boy get a little bit freaky after dark

Ted Cruz says this under his breath before going to town on a pair of Stilettos

she lets me choke on it 'cause i joke on it

Ted Cruz is in heat when he sees feet

TYSM @people-eating-ladders FOR SUPPORTING AGAIN!!!! wario hungry.

Wario eating a ladder !!!!

a special for @ted-shoes

Ted Cruz eating a ladder.

This is the highest honor I have yet received. Thank you

Dude imagine someone screaming their own name at climax. First middle and last

Ted Cruz does this with his dick in a pair of size 10s

This is what the Senator did to my fucking Shoes

she really looks like I thought she would look

COMING BACK TO LIFE TO SAY THAT COLLEEN HOOVER CAN'T EVEN FUCK SHOES BC THEY HATE HER BOOKS SO MUCH

Ted Cruz's go in Converse