I'm not british but "daft cunt" is such a funny insult but I couldn't say it without sounding like one myself

It's a shame they aren't making music anymore

end of january affirmations

im not doing anything wrong and no one is mad at me

there must be a place for me in this world because here i am

my art doesnt suck

instagram is nothing to me

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

i hate a recipe for a dish with "marry me" in the name. fuck off. gives tradwife energy i will not elaborate

making a recipe called "divorce me no prenup" the way you're gonna want at least half

chain me to a radiator tofu recipe

I CANT DRAW SHIT

Yam🍠dere

I'm going to rub you with oil and prick you with a fork. Then I'll wrap you with foil and bake you at 200°C, my love. Don't try to run away. Not that you can since I turned you into a Sweet Potato.

"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates

"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein