people love to say "your cat is just being cuddly because it's cold out and he likes the warmth" like that detracts from it somehow. this weird little creature lives in my home and his paws and the tip of his nose are cold and his solution to this is to go to the big weird hairless ape who feeds him, and curl up on its stomach and fall asleep there bc it's nice and warm. that too is love!!!!
but honestly i heard tumbler was a good place to meet girls that wear fur tails plugged up they asshole
harry potter fandom experiencing such a revival in the last 5 or so years to the point where 5 out of the top 10 ships on ao3 this year are hp AFTER that woman started fully funding hate campaigns with her royalties is so bleak. fandom isn’t an indicator of morality but what are we doing here man.
why do you draw?
you joke, but this is what people who unironically use the word "vibecession" actually believe
"? No" is such a foundational linguistic construction to my psyche. a hieroglyph. it should be a standard emoji
as someone with a speech impediment, all of the people saying that only one type of stuttering is valid are wrong.
stuttering CAN look like this: "t-this is a-an example s-s-sentence"
OR this: "this-this is an example sen-sentence."
OR this: "t-t-t-th-..t-ttttthis is an example sentence."
OR this: "this is, uhm, an example, uh, sentence."
OR this: "this is an example sssssss-sentence."
OR this: "this is an examp-...this an example sentence."
sometimes the sentence won't even come out of your mouth at all.
there are probably many examples i'm forgetting, but that's the point! it usually is a mix of a few of these, but some people do one of them more often than others! some people with speech impediments have certain sounds that they almost consistently have trouble with (for me it's "st").
people with speech impediments also rarely-if ever-stutter whilst they're singing or whispering.
most importantly!!!! people with speech impediments are capable of saying a sentence without stuttering!! it can just be a gamble sometimes.
and if more people could portray the frustration that comes with stuttering and not being able to get words out, i'd be a very happy girl.
(fun fact: sometimes when my mouth won't let me say what i want to say, i get so annoyed that i just yell or grumble out "WORDS.")
this was your speech impediment PSA!!!!
out of all the posts i’ve made i’m happy that it’s THIS one that blew up
out of all the posts
i’ve made i’m happy that it’s
THIS one that blew up
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Starting a grocery store and the hiring process involves giving the prospective employees a drug test. We don't take negative results. If you can work fucked up that shows character. Someone's stoned as fuck putting the beans to the shelf in elaborate artisanal arrangements in extreme slow motion. There's a carpool picking everyone up for their shifts so they won't drive here. Not sure what one of them is smoking but she scares me and is willing to do 48 hour shifts so I'm not asking.
Things I hate: fan made pokemon gender differences
YO THESE ARE FUCKING HALARIOUS
Like fan made stuff goes all out but in reality Pokemon gender differences are the most mundane shit
Only goes gen 1-4 tho
they fuckin gave charizard nidoqueen tits
may cause eye strain
literally so annoying to be going Through It in a deeply unserious way where like no one needs to be worried about me i’m gonna survive and things are gonna get better like they always do but right now at this very moment it feels like my soul has unmoored and started dissolving in my stomach and its killing me slowly and painfully but also i’m Fine
after further consideration i think this might just be how january is
