You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie awake at night listening to the disorder of your veins, you may miss your only love, you may see the world about you devastated by evil lunatics, or know your honour trampled in the sewers of baser minds. There is only one thing for it then - learn. Learn why the world wags and what wags it. That is the only thing which the mind can never exhaust, never alienate, never be tortured by, never fear or distrust, and never dream of regretting. Learning is the only thing for you. Look what a lot of things there are to learn.
Now that gay ice hockey is trending like wild I’m imagining a world where homophobia is over and it would really behoove a small franchise, say, a team that hasn’t won a championship in decades, to encourage two of their more conventionally attractive players to pretend to be in a relationship to boost ticket sales. A flawless plan that I’m sure won’t result in anyyyyyyone falling in love
imagine the discourse following the end-of-2nd-act reveal that they’ve been smooching as a contractual obligation. imagine queer baiting as a literal national sport
everyone reblogging this to say “someone needs to write this!” No. We’ve written enough. It’s time for the National Hockey League to start pulling its weight in this house
