the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

toger we can achieve anything

im sobbing

I’ve seen this on my dash at least ten times now and somehow every single time I am once again unprepared for how the cat looks.

cant fucking sleep bc wikipedia has separate lists for vampires and for fictional vampires

536 AD is gonna be my year

chat what was that

okay ❤️

yay ❤️

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back

can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming

only 46 more plots to dig

i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(

not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making

i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY FAMILY SWORD RETURNS TO ME

You can now “Send to” Tumblr directly from your Google Reader!  Thanks, Google :)

(via yvynyl and jtramsay)

coughing baby vs different, more powerful coughing baby

You used to mean something to someone...

Your heart aches but you would do it all over again, as long as you can.

dilute black (blue) mackerel tabby with low white spotting

what about the other one

paper

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

18" x 14" rug hook I made for my parents of our family dog Cooper who passed June this year and also one of my all time favorite photos of a dogsitter catching him pissing on the virgin mary statue in their backyard and one of him lurking because my god did he like to lurk/barely peek out from corners shjdhd >:'D

he was bracing himself for bad news

I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image

*the second someone walks behind me*