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don’t forget to thank your goalposts

@thankyourposts

fan of goalies, mostly

I know that the entire rest of that game was bonkers, but I can't stop thinking about how Scott Wedgewood was trying to fight a man, and Lettuce went all "touch her and you'll die" defenseman for his goalie.

'What's that sound in the basement?'

- Brent, for 11 months.

Not even surprised. This is exactly how I imagined Brent Burns' off-season going.

Snakes deserve more hype. They mind their business, don’t shed on your couch, and disappear for dramatic effect.

hottest thing a man can do. score fresh out of the penalty box. dewey you’re the hottest bitch in this place

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