Sue Sylvester in the Heated rivalry world thoughts (because I’ve thought too much about it) SPOILERS FOR THE LONG GAME (and feel free to take inspiration from anything written here, I just ask to be tagged so I can know about it!)

- Sue is an aromantic lesbian. I think she likes the idea of a relationship in theory, but actually being in one icks her out a bit.

- Sue is canonically a teacher who does care about disabilities so I think she would know that Shane is autistic, and I do think she would adjust accordingly. Not to say that she won’t say mean things or be herself, but I do think she would have a soft spot for him because of that.

- Sue sees Shane as kind of a mix between how she sees Beckie and Kurt. Especially when he gets outed and has to deal with homophobia.

-She would strongly approve of his being with Ilya because he’s the best, of course he should be with the other best person in their sport.

-she will invest mpreg because she want to see Shane or Ilya get pregnant so that they may have the ultimate hollanov baby (à la hurt locker) and I do think she would succeed.

This crossover is killing me

My oldest obsession and my newest obsession ❤️

I can’t wait until dnp watch episode two and find out that shane is renting two apartments

are you ready for a 12-hour dissertation ilya?

don’t ask me about the logic on this one

Of course Star Wars makes the best political point ever.

This ss encapsulates exactly how I felt the whole time watching heated rivalry😭

tired of dan and phil knowing about dan and phil lore. "can phil express an opinion" is nothing sacred?? these rpfers are fucking corrupting everything

Finally watching Dan and Phil watch HR (I was at work) and right out of the gate I'm like "Bitch you ain't slow burn"

Again I need them to realise THEY ARE SKIP

ok daniel...

absolutely insane that they can say "we are watching this show about a secret relationship because we ourselves had a secret relationship" like. who told dan and phil about dan and phil 😭😭

Phil’s yearning for Shane, the sweet and younger dark-haired boy who’s struggling with his sexuality. Dan is yearning for Ilya, the confident blonde boy with a juicy ass who’s a more experienced lover.

Dan and Phil watching Heated Rivalry:

Well funny you should say that …

"maybe what phil's done for me" (insp. @ahappydnp)

so true