Me realizing that all my “posts”(including this one) are me talking to myself and me making observations of things I see or observe about myself because It keeps my overwhelming amount of thoughts at bay and let’s my mind forget them because I can reason to myself that I have it saved and can look back at if if I ever wanted to remember it
Four rich fathers go golfing.
One of them stays behind to pay the bill and the other three proceed to the first hole. While golfing, the three fathers start bragging about their sons.
The first father says, “I am very proud of my son Arthur; he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel and now he is at the top! He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.”
The second fathers says, “My son Ivan is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He went to flight school to become a pilot and managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.”
The third father says, “Well, well, well - congratulations! My son, Ludwig, is also my pride and joy and is also very rich. He became an engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He built a mansion especially for his best friend.”
Then the fourth father catches up and they ask him how his son is doing.
The fourth father replies, "Oh, my son Alfred is gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.”
The three friends shake their heads and say, “What a shame, you must be so unhappy! How tragic.”
The fourth father replies with a bright smile, “Oh no, I am not ashamed at all! Alfred is my son and I love him just as well; he’s my pride and joy. And he is much loved by his friends too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a Mercedes Benz, a brand new jet and a huge mansion from his three suitors?”
Virgil and Logan texting each other.
MARK ZUCKERBERG!!
I’M WHEEZING SO HARD THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING GAME GRUMPS MOMENT OF ALL GOT DAMN TIME OKAY
I don’t know what this is referencing but I shouldn’t be here atm and I’m trying not to laugh really hard
I can see this happening when Logan doesn’t get enough sleep
Isabelle is here to protect your blog from being deleted
Reblog this p u p y in order to stay safe during this trying time
I BELIEVE IN LE CHILD
i couldnt get this idea out of my head oops
LMAOOOO I M FCKING LAUGHING SO HARD WORTT
This....this need to happen
The stable guys are getting more and more done with my shit and I’m getting more and more done with theirs too. What kind of weak operation are they running here where they won’t stable my horse just because it’s a god or because it doesn’t have ~skin~
He is fucking done with links shit
Ok so here’s me bidding in the bathroom cause I do t wanna be at the movies, and I started laughing my ass off, and a worker comes in like (wtf) and i show it to her, and we both end up dieing on the bathroom floor, while her coworkers are slightly concerned out side of the door, all of them to afraid to enter
SUUUUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK, FAAAALCO
Link: fuck you I'ma do it anyway
My Hero Academia Separated Siblings AU
“Where’s daddy?”
“He’s…on a business trip.”
-Inko has been telling Izuku this for years as an excuse for what actually happened to his father. He actually died in a villain attack when he was little along with his little sister Emiri.
-Izuku knows by now that his dad and sister are never coming back home but he tries not to think about it too much for both his and his mom’s sake.
-Emiri was only a year old when she died but Izuku can remember her. She was born albino with a little horn on the right side of her face.
-When Eri literally runs into Izuku and Mirio the green haired boy freezes when he sees her. She looks almost exactly like Emiri did.
-Overhaul comes over claiming to be her father and Izuku immediately knows he’s lying where they fight before he runs away after Eri intervenes.
-They get Eri back to a hospital and through a blood test they figure out that she’s Izuku’s thought to be dead sister.
-Excited and confused he brings her home to Inko who breaks down crying, holding both her children.
-Aizawa having bonded with the little girl already finds himself coming over to the Midoriya often and finds himself awkwardly flirting with Izuku’s mom as they keep spending time together.
-With Mic’s not so helpful advice on how to woo Ms. Midoriya.
-Meanwhile Overhaul hasn’t gotten over the fight with Eri now gone and the feeling of where Izuku touched him before the fight still on his body.
-Wanting to both get revenge and get rid of the unclean feelings he begins to find out more about Izuku Midoriya.
This...can someone please make this a Fanfic?
Todoroki wants to know the truth
Todoroki:
Emo fight or flight response
Edit/Bonus:
It’s called flight response cause it makes you run from your past
he caved
this is the best addition to this post BY FAR
Todoroki and shinsou came to join themXD
What are your ships in bnha?
my ships huh?well im obviously a big tododeku bitch so thats my number one lmao.
im just gonna list a bunch below only kind of order:tododekutodoiidekuiidekutodoiida (maybe)iidaocha (uraiida? iichako? there is no one popular name for this?)honestly anything with iida i lovekiridekukiribakumaizawawhatever maizawa plus tensei is calledtsuchakokamiseroand probably a couple more im forgetting. i mostly consume content of todo(ii)deku, kiribaku, maizawa, and kamisero. i would LOVE for more iideku!!!! and kirideku but mostly iideku!!!but yeah these are the ones i like, thanks for the ask!
I didnt even know some of these ships existed🤣🤣🤣, but i ship them now and would love more iideku and kirideku!!!!