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    hey come in the water! its nice come in! im nice! its nice water! come in i wont do anything! im nice im kind im safe! water isnt even deep i wont do anything! the water! get in! nice!

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    Sounds hot

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  • theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

  • check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

    • Marijuanification
    • Complete Derangement
    • Stoned Sex Drive
    • Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon
    • Monstrum Incarnate
    • Narcotic Parody of Sex
  • this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

  • January 14, 2026 - An ICE agent angered by a snowball goes in hot pursuit of an antifascist local in Minnesota.

  • I have good news, the great people of Minnesota have started using buckets of water to create large slippery patches in their neighborhoods as a further deterrent to federal agents terrorists.

    It is currently 32 degrees fahrenheit and supposed to drop to 11 degrees fahrenheit over the coming weekend.

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