i've had this queued for an entire year, the most important holiday we celebrate here in boston HAPPY GREAT MOLASSES FLOOD DAY EVERYBODY

there's a whole world out there on tumblr

THE IMPLICATION THAT WATCHING TELEVISION IS WORSHIPPING TELEVISION... YOU BET

I ran into a Christian teens tumblr group once and yeah there’s a lot going on in there

ykw? i support Christians in self-exiling themselves from engaging with all media. maybe both media and their fanbases will improve.

Brotherhood of The Orb

this is a message to all babytrans. you may come across a subreddit or maybe even a 4chan board that is made up entirely of the most miserable trans people you’ve ever met. they have their own lingo borrowed straight from incel communities. but instead of being an incel where cishet men tell each other that women will never want to fuck them because of 2 mm of browbone, it’s trans women telling each other that they will never be a woman because of 2 mm of browbone. it’s trans men calling other trans men pooners for having a round face instead of a chiseled gigachad jawline. but they swear it’s not a toxic community because they’re all hiding under several layers of irony, so you can never really tell if someone is being serious. and it’s very important that you never visit these forums, even out of morbid curiosity

since this post is making rounds i feel like resharing this for no reason in particular

The creator of those green comics is currently making the Ranked Competitive Breast Growth series, which is chock full of people like orange (meant as a compliment)

My job cut my hours and while I'm looking for a second job I'm struggling with money. Any help even just $10 would help. Thank you

My job cut my hours and while I'm looking for a second job I'm struggling with money. Any help even just $10 would help. Thank you

Tolkien's post-Lord of the Rings musings on reconciling the idea of inherently evil people with Christian ethics may not have reached any satisfactory conclusions, but I have to confess that the idea of goblins as unfathomably wise and ancient creatures who were old when the Sun and Moon were young who simply choose to be awful little gremlins has a certain zip to it.

Goblins after witnessing the last three thousand years of bullshit go down in Middle Earth: “I wish there was a name for the type of mode I’m about to go, but I just can’t think of one”

wash him he smely

here’s how the other Eeveelutions react to bathtime 🛁🫧