Teor carrying Cyd, colorized
(This is pretty much how I saw that scene from their childhood)
Love that Nott's relationship with the tieflings is like. Sweetheart <3. You're insane and weird and I love you <3 got a button from my happy purple boy(gn) and I WILL commit blasphemy with my silly blue girl
Then with Fjord (and to a lesser degree beau) shes like. You fucking donkey. You dumbass. You weird ass little moron. Of anything happened to you, I will drag you back by your fucking ear and keep you alive by SHEER FORCE OF WILL. Because unfortunately you are now MY idiot
I think if Teor pinned down Kat and told him he's a good boy it would rewire his brain. NOT saying that would be a positive thing but I want to see it happen regardless.
Honestly really liked Robbie taking a minute to acknowledge that the crap dice rolls for him and Teor in the dungeon made sense for their characters. Read: The two physically biggest muscle men in the team, who did far better in open terrain and in the ruined castle of Sloak, did terribly when forced into a cramped and cluttered shoebox of a battlefield
Meanwhile, Wick and Tyranny, the two stringbeans of the Soldiers, handled things slightly better. And Thimble, teeny little pixie that she is, wiped the floor with every major combatant
The dice looked at the characters and the battleground and decided, “Oh yeah. The beefy boys are going to eat shit this round. Get in there, Tinkerhell, it’s all you.”
A VESTIGE ?????
BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN
the implication that teor sent kattigan away during the rebellion radically changes them as characters and their relationship with each other and it's driven me mad
Tyranny has so much trauma with her family that extended into Halovars being also a toxic family.
I think Kattigan is healing or showing her what non toxic parental figure can be.
It would be funnier if her and Wicander end up with a sibling rivalry thing over Kattigan and Wulfric protection
Welcome to critical role campaign four! We’ve got so many wonderful things such as:
- born for whimsy, forced to be goth
- theater teacher becomes fantasy dream daddy
- virgin zombie
- man who has never heard of work life balance
- worst bisexual ever
- loser trapped in a hot guys body
- worlds tiniest serial killer
- Taliesin Jaffe
- 50% titties 50% wizard 100% diva
- the “her” in “I can fix her”
- the PTA hates to see her coming
- the dad who said he didn't want a cat, but ends up it's favorite
- the cat in question, who is also the most wet cat ever and also in a cult
looney tunes episode where bugs bunny drags elmer fudd to couples counseling
(the couples therapist is bugs bunny in drag)
He's also Sigmund Freud somehow, even if the appearance is just in a photo on the wall.
bugs is also elmer's neglected housewife, who spends the session crying into her handkerchief bemoaning that her fuddy duddy leaves her home all alone while he goes off to hunt wabbits
At the last minute Daffy busts in as the mailman.
As in, the mailman.
Elmer is so mad at Bug's infidelity he tries to shoot her, but she convinces him to shoot the mailman (Daffy), who convinces him "buddy your wife came onto me," leading to the sequel to Duck Season! Rabbit Season!
ends with Bugs and Daffy running off together, leaving a heartbroken Elmer to cartoonishly shoot himself in the face. (he's fine but the head injury snaps him out of it. he re-dons his hunters cap and runs out of the therapist's office, once again intent on hunting that wascally wabbit)
Every damn update to this post is gold
Slut season/cuck season.
when someone tries to claim that something else was the greatest queerbait of the 21st century
