wizardarchetypes:

wizardarchetypes:

funniest convo ever with a guy who said 2 me “nobody uses journalism degrees” and i said “my mom has a bachelors in journalism” and he smiled like knowingly and said “yeah, but what does she do?” and i said “she runs a newspaper and publishes romance novels on the side.” and he literally said “oh” and nothing else. like he ended the whole conversation there.

i’ve just been informed he has a trombone degree. like the study of playing trombone. which is all well and good, i genuinely think we should all have the opportunity to chase our academic bliss but i do think the trombone studies guy should hesitate to judge the economic value of other people’s degrees no

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owenthetokencishet:

When the male lead and female lead make it to the end of the story without kissing

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rabbiteclair:

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

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mikkeneko:

ruusverd:

audpaints:

chongoblog:

*gathers all of the people in the world who write the number 7 with a little dash in the center of it so I can study them like little critters and find out what makes them do that*

There’s actually a lot of history regarding the development writing systems and why there are different visual representations of numerals,

but the short answer is: it’s regional, and you probably picked up how to make your numbers look based on your parents or your primary school teachers

I do it out of spite because in grade school a kids detective story identified the culprit by saying NO American wrote their sevens with a line and I thought that was super flimsy evidence and it made me so mad I started putting a line through my sevens so the fictional detective would be wrong and then kept doing it for several decades since.

I do feel one can’t underestimate the “elementary school child taught themselves how to do this Out Of Spite” crowd

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teaboot:

teaboot:

Idk who has to hear this today but sometimes the devil doesn’t need an advocate. Sometimes the devil is already winning

Saying this as a recovered devil’s advocate btw, that bitch didn’t need my help he just wanted the exposure

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poetic-questions:

—Mary Oliver, “Blue Iris”

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cutest-silly-nb:

cutest-silly-nb:

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there’s a lot inside me actually

this is the funniest thing i’ve read all day

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nilkadnaquada-deactivated202307:

disgustinggf:

don’t let my tits distract u from the fact that i’m not ok in the head

don’t let the fact that i’m not ok in the head distract u from my tits

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gingerhaze:

future-crab:

So I follow N. D. Stevenson (comics writer and animator, most famous for Nimona and She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) and his husband Lee Ostertag (also a comics writer and animator) on Instagram. When I started following them, they were both publicly presenting as women, and then a few years ago N. D. came out as transmasc nonbinary, and then earlier this year Lee also came out as transmasc. Anyway this is all setup to say that Lee had the chance to make the funniest post of all time and he took it:

ALT

Absolutely iconic.

hehehehehe

kitkatpancakestack:

WE HAVE GOT TO START LOVING THE PROCESS MORE THAN THE PRODUCT AGAIN

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