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@thatsfirestar

Haley. 25. she/they.

hi my name is long-running tv show heres where you can find me: seasons 1-3 are on netflix. seasons 3,4, and 7 are on tubi. seasons 5-6 are on poob. season 2 is on pheebo free with ads. all seasons are available on pheeboTV+ Premium with the Starz add-on... with ads. season 12 is a pheebo original. nobody has it for you.

hi my name is Google "(tv show) watch free online" and Adblocker. i have it for you. I love you

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different gar/dachshund mixes with more/less dachshund. Always 100% wiener, of course.

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del toros victor funniest guy of all time. tries to steal his brothers bride to be who looks like his mother who died in childbirth of said brother in an attempt to take something from his brother the same way his brother took something from him (their mother) but he can't hack it so he creates life immediately treats it like his father whom he hated treated him in turn leading to the death of both his brother and his bride. and himself. and several hundred innocent bystanders. wants to fuck his mother. turns into his father. recreates himself. forces his other self to live in perpetuaty. dies. 👍

yep that's it, that's the thesis statement

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Strong contender for most depressing thing Charlie Brown has ever said

Strong contender for

most depressing thing Charlie

Brown has ever said

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

Chekov's Cat: if you see a cat in the first act, it will probably be relevant later. (example: Alien)

Shrodinger's razor: an unopened box may or may not contain the solution to the story; there's no way to know without opening it. (example: Monk)

Occam's gun: the simplest way to kill off a character is to shoot them. (example: Bambi)

i have been cracking up at this for the past 3 minutes

Chekov's Box: If there is a container introduced in the opening act, it will be opened later.

Schrodinger's Gun: Treat every gun as if it's loaded unless you've checked it yourself.

Occam's Cat: If you hear strange noises at night, it's probably a cat.

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IM SOBBING THE NEW KITTENS ARE SO CUTE. THEY GOT NEW MEOWS. THE NEW MEOWS!!!!! THEYRE SO CUTE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

i love them so much if i could draw right now i would be drawing myself sobbing over these kittens while holding all of them in my arms

:(((((((((((((( I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Everything I’ve Ever Let Go Of Has Claw Marks On It

To save someone else going through eleventy billion reverse image searches - the sculptor is David Altmejd.

Thought 2, 2019

Have you seen the new movie? It's on library. It's literally on the library. It's on library without ads. It's literally on your local public library. You can probably ask for it on your library. Dude it's on your library. It's in the original case too. It's on library. You can watch it at the library. You can go to your local library and watch it. Register onto your local library right now. Go to your library. Dive into your library. You can watch it. It's on there. Your library has it for you. Your library has it for you.

Have you seen your post? You can see it at library. It's at library. It's on the library staff cabinet. It got printed out on paper and put up on Library.

oh my GOSH wow... I'm on Library...

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