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mister blue sky please tell us why

@thatsprettysus

you had to hide away for so long
so long
where did we go wrong

Theres something deepy wrong with me but it dodent matter. It dodentWait. The dodent🐁 holy shittttt 🐁🐁

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

can you put that on a coaster

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

woke up in the woods this morning and walked to the store. got there and my sleeve knife fell out and loudly impacted the floor. everyone looked at me and all i could think to say is "im allowed to have this" and i quickly left. im starting 2026 off awesome

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